Quotes About Kindergarteners

#1. Trying to coach kindergarteners in soccer is like trying to herd cats.

Mark R. Woodward

#2. I'll murder a basketful of kittens in a playground full of kindergarteners if it will send me to hell to be by your side.

Amber Kell

#3. Patrick had asked why people wanted to kill Mr. Sonnier.
"Because they say he killed people," Bill had answered.
"But, Dad"," Patrick had asked, "then who is going to kill them for killing him?" (p. 60)

Helen Prejean

#4. For a while a person is a junkie and a bartender or a junkie and a father or a junkie and a thief, but after a while he's just a junkie.

Daniel Polansky

#5. Laws forbidding adoptees from accessing their original birth certificates are outdated and need to be changed today.

DaShanne Stokes

#6. The glass wall behind must have blown out as well, four stories of lethal shards surfing the roar of air and fire.

Marcus Sakey

#7. As long as algebra and geometry have been separated, their progress have been slow and their uses limited; but when these two sciences have been united, they have lent each mutual forces, and have marched together towards perfection.

Joseph-Louis Lagrange

#8. The very first discovery of beauty strikes the mind with an inward joy, and spreads a cheerfulness and delight through all its faculties.

Joseph Addison

#9. If I had to describe the Ineffable Sub, I'd say she was ... indescribably delicious! No, wait. That's Lucky Charms.

Michael Makai