Quotes About Kermit The Frog

#1. EPMD in effect, I'm clockin' mad green
Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog,
Girl was runnin' wild ... ate her like a corn dog.

PMD

#2. Seriously," Ben said. "This guy sounds like an alcoholic Kermit the Frog with throat cancer

Anonymous

#3. Absolutely. I understand that Miss Piggy is willing to serve as Queen of Scotland if there is a split. So you may want to guard your castles.

Kermit the frog's response to the question on if he agreed with David Bowie on whether Scotland should remain as part of Britain

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#4. I performed in public for the first time at three years old. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was on a big stage. There were probably three or four hundred people in the audience. We were doing this dance, this Kermit the Frog routine, all of us in our little green leotards.

Jaime Pressly

#5. I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.

Bret McKenzie

#6. Wagner cleared his throat once again, then pounded a few chords on the piano. But something unexpected happened when he started to sing. He sounded like Kermit the Frog being run over.

Dylan Callens

#7. You can propose on our honeymoon
[Miss Piggy to Kermit the Frog]

Miss Piggy

#8. I made a braid because Chinese old people, they say that the God will take you by the hair to join you with - but God didn't take me, so I cut the braid.

Agnes Varda

#9. I'm too impatient to use a tripod.

Ralph Gibson

#10. Oh, for crying out loud, it's because you're so uptight and self-righteous. Somebody said your ass was probably as watertight as a frog, and next thing you know they were calling you Kermit.

Mitty Walters

#11. I love the confidence! I am who I am, and I know who I am. I respect what you have to say, but I'm not listening to you, and your opinion is not affecting me. I am a 49-year-old woman. Don't tell me! That's what I love!

Wendy Williams

#12. Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament.

Jim Henson

#13. I used to look so immature, like a young man without self-confidence. There was one particular light blue, shiny cape outfit I wore that still makes me cringe.

Bjorn Ulvaeus

#14. As far as my personal nostalgia zone goes, I find I watch more of AntennaTV than anything else.

Hank Stuever

#15. In the midst of life we are in debt.

Bill Vaughan

#16. No one ever really pays for betrayal in silver, he thought. The price of any betrayal always comes due in flesh.

Stephen King

#17. If life were easy, it wouldn't be difficult.

Kermit The Frog

#18. It's lonely up in the top

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#19. The laws of economic life are subject to the eternal laws of spiritual capital.

Ted Malloch

#20. leaving Will to stand by and watch, wearing that stupid grin he never seemed to shake anymore. I missed his ironic scowl. I missed his insistence that we were a bunch of pussies. God, he was the biggest fucking pussy now.

Christina Lauren

#21. How important are the visual arts in our society? I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast and incalculable importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art.

Kermit The Frog