Top 100 Quotes About John Mayer
#1. What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?"
"Over my dead body."
"Could be, Tim, could be.
Gini Koch
#2. John Mayer and Jack Johnson are two of my all-time favorites. I love Colbie Caillat and really cool, beach-y, guitar, acoustic type music.
Halston Sage
#3. I have a theory that the answers to all of life's major questions can found in a John Mayer song.
Susane Colasanti
#4. I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting On the World to Change' by John Mayer. It's my alarm clock and my favorite song.
Matthew Underwood
#5. A lot like Dave Matthews or John Mayer, I kind of stick with the acoustic genre.
Brandon Jones
#6. But this is such a "Wheel" moment. That song rocks. The best part is where John Mayer says how our connections are permanent, how if you drift apart from someone there's always a chance you can be part of their life again. How everything comes back around again.
Susane Colasanti
#7. I love collecting guitars, even though I can't play well. My favourite guitarists are Richie Blackmore, Jimmy Paige, and John Mayer.
Kiefer Sutherland
#8. It's just like John Mayer says in "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room". When it's this bad, you have to get out or you'll get burned.
Susane Colasanti
#9. ITunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up.
Trent Reznor
#10. I adore John Mayer. I don't see how anything that surrounds John could be negative.
Jessica Simpson
#11. My idols were Michael Jackson and The Beatles and I would watch Justin Timberlake and John Mayer perform and I knew I wanted to do what they were doing!
Jackson Harris
#12. When I get high anxiety, I vomit. My mom was so stressed out. Then I found out I was staying in John Mayer's old dorm room, and I had a nice roommate. That completely brought me down. I was completely comfortable at Berklee.
Charlie Puth
#13. I've always been a massive fan of John Mayer. I think he's very talented.
Ed Sheeran
#14. I always loved LeAnn Rimes and especially Clint Black for his soulfulness. As I've gotten older, my influences have broadened - John Mayer, Michael Buble, Stevie Wonder, Keith Urban, Stevie Ray Vaughn, the Beatles - all of these artists have somehow been a part of my development as a songwriter.
Hunter Hayes
#15. I love, love, love John Mayer. He's incredible. I love all of his records and even his John Mayer Trio stuff.
Shane Harper
#16. I think I'd be pretty star struck over John Mayer. I'm a big fan of his music, and I think he's great.
Sterling Knight
#17. But, I've always loved John Mayer and I think T-Pain is brilliant.
Taylor Swift
#18. You can't spell 'developer' without 'devel.'
John Mayer
#19. She's perfect, so flawless, I'm not impressed.
John Mayer
#20. When you're just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage.
John Mayer
#22. If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar.
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#23. I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain.
John Mayer
#24. I'm not an icon. Not even in America.
John Mayer
#25. The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin' it right?
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#26. I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.
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#27. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.
John Mayer
#29. Mum," said Christopher. "It's a demon. I don't think a poker will hurt it."
"It will where I'm going to put it," said Mrs. Mayer.
John Connolly
#30. I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.
John Mayer
#31. Half of my heart is a shotgun wedding
To a bride with a paper ring
And half of my heart is the part of a man
Who's never truly loved anything
John Mayer
#32. I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.
John Mayer
#33. I'm not deluded enough to think that everyone who knows my name is a listener. You know, I hope that part of that interest - part of that public interest - has to do with me still making records that people like.
John Mayer
#34. In the firmament of science Mayer and Joule constitute a double star, the light of each being in a certain sense complementary to that of the other.
John Tyndall
#35. It's my failure to sound like my heroes that's allowed me to sound like myself.
John Mayer
#36. Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.
John Mayer
#37. I came from the last couple of years in a generation where we didn't have a computer around so we didn't waste as much time on the internet as we do now so I had large chuncks of time which to devote to doing something.
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#38. I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.
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#39. I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
John Mayer
#40. Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't
John Mayer
#41. When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for a moment you can hardly breathe.
John Mayer
#42. I think that one of the greatest connections and attractions you can have with somebody, is understanding somebody.
John Mayer
#43. High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer
#44. There's so many inspiring people out there.
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#45. Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming shaped the way that I think about writing songs.
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#46. Fender Custom Shop made this nickel plated Stratbelieve it or not, it sounds incredible.
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#47. Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.
John Mayer
#48. I quit the media game. I'm out. I'm done.
John Mayer
#50. How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
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#51. I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.
John Mayer
#52. Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you're alive.
John Mayer
#53. A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
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#54. Friends, lovers, or nothing, we can really only ever be one.
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#55. I am invincible, as long as I'm alive.
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#56. When autumn comes, it doesn't ask. It just walks in, where it left you last. And you never know, when it starts; until there's fog inside the glass around your summer heart.
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#57. I'm willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it's psychologically important to people when they're famous to be the only famous person they know.
John Mayer
#58. The night I was recognized for 'Daughters' at the Grammys was the night this record started. I knew I had bought the time to learn everything I needed before I started this one. 'Continuum' is not a shot in the dark, it's not a guesstimation.
John Mayer
#59. I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.
John Mayer
#60. Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak
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#61. Someday I'll fly
Someday I'll soar
Someday I'll be so damn much more
Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for
John Mayer
#62. Might be a quarter life crisis, just disturbin' in my soul.
John Mayer
#64. I wanna run through the halls of my high school, I wanna scream at the top of my lungs. I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you've got to rise above.
John Mayer
#65. Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
John Mayer
#66. Lets keep the car in drive and leave it all behind
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#67. Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.
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#68. I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
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#69. I don't want to detach. I don't want to go live in a gated community.
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#70. You gotta be able to explain things to yourself when the lights go off and you get in the bed. You gotta deal with you at the end of the day.
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#71. People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.
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#73. I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.
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#74. You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.
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#75. You love who you love, who you love
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#76. I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.
John Mayer
#77. Most times when you try to be all things to all people, you end up being nothing.
John Mayer
#78. Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
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#79. I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists
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#80. I'm pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.
John Mayer
#81. My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'
John Mayer
#82. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.
John Mayer
#83. I don't have anybody telling me what to do.
John Mayer
#84. I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.
John Mayer
#85. Who says I can't be free from all of the things that I used to be?
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#86. Fear is a friend who's misunderstood
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#87. I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am.
John Mayer
#88. By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone ...
But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on
John Mayer
#89. Pain throws your heart to the ground
Love turns the whole thing around
Fear is a friend who's misunderstood
But I know the heart of life is good
John Mayer
#90. I just sort of lost my head for a little while.
John Mayer
#91. Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.
John Mayer
#92. If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again ...
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#93. I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it.
John Mayer
#94. And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i'll dream about you, all through the night.
John Mayer
#95. Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.
John Mayer
#96. We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.
John Mayer
#97. By the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.
John Mayer
#98. Anybody who tells you to have a fallback plan are people who had a fallback plan, didn't follow their dreams, and don't want you to either.
John Mayer
#99. I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.
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#100. Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.
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