Quotes About Jilly

#1. With a thick note of disbelief in her voice, Jilly said, 'You went through the wall to California?'
[Dylan] 'Yeah. Why not? Where'd you think we went-Narnia? Oz? Middle Earth? California's weirder than any of those places, anyway.'
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Dean Koontz

#2. He had no idea what Jilly Lovitz would appreciate or not. And why the hell did her name have so many fucking L's in it? She'd probably done it on purpose, just to annoy him.

Anne Stuart

#3. I do read on holiday, but it tends to be very lowbrow. I'm into really camp biographies, and I'm a shameless fan of Jilly Cooper.

Miranda Raison

#4. To her surprise, Jilly appeared to have handed over the telephone and a moment
later Taka ended the call. No, maybe it shouldn't surprise her. Jilly would have resisted bullying, but Taka's calm control was very ... seductive.

Anne Stuart

#5. In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.

Caitlin Moran

#6. I grew up with Jilly and Tamsin driving Volvos. But I wasn't one of them ... I always felt more comfortable with Cockney and working-class people. My heroes were the Beatles and people like Michael Caine.

Tracey Ullman

#7. The faerie represent the beauty we don't see, or even choose to ignore. That's why I'll paint them in junkyards, or fluttering around a sleeping wino. No place or person is immune to spirit. Look hard enough, and everything has a story. Everybody is important.- Jilly Coppercorn

Charles De Lint

#8. When my time is up, I want to cross a River Styx of pure root beer.
- Jilly
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Dean Koontz

#9. Jilly Beaton's a vicious cow. Inspectors love her, but she's a cow when they've gone."
"Back home in Argentina," sniffed Isabella, "cows are very important, but they know their place.

Gabriella Poole

#10. I was so flattered that someone wanted me to write a book, I said I would. It was published in 1969.

Jilly Cooper

#11. At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.

Jilly Cooper

#12. Always be nice to everyone in the firm on the way up. You never know who you may meet on the way down.

Jilly Cooper

#13. Leo, sadly, has Parkinson's, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.

Jilly Cooper

#14. The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

Jilly Cooper

#15. I think we ought to have a kindness year, or a kindness century.

Jilly Cooper

#16. In a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning.

Jilly Cooper

#17. I'd never have written the big books in London.

Jilly Cooper

#18. I'm bored stiff by ballet. i can't bear those muscular white legs like unbaked plaited loaves, and I get quite hysterical every time one of the women sticks out her leg at right angles, and the man suddenly grabs it and walks round in a circle as though he were opening a tin.

Jilly Cooper

#19. Although it is the biggest time-waster in office life, you must never underrate the importance of the memo. You will be judged by the volume of your paper work.

Jilly Cooper

#20. You've simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love them because you never know whether they'll be there tomorrow, do you?

Jilly Cooper

#21. I'm not wild about holidays. They always seem a ludicrously expensive way of proving there's no place like home.

Jilly Cooper

#22. I can assure you that the class system is alive and well and living in people's minds in England.

Jilly Cooper

#23. I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.

Jilly Cooper

#24. I would really like to spend more time with the family. Every time I go abroad I miss them all dreadfully.

Jilly Cooper

#25. If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.

Jilly Cooper

#26. But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I've got to pay a tax bill, so I'd better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing.

Jilly Cooper

#27. People always assume that bachelors are single by choice and spinsters because nobody asked them. It never enters their heads that poor bachelors might have worn the knees of their trousers out proposing to girls who rejected them or that a girl might deliberately stay unmarried ...

Jilly Cooper

#28. There is something infinitely dingy about the word workshop. Pray that England doesn't become a nation of workshopkeepers.

Jilly Cooper

#29. If you look across the valley, you can see exactly what I mean: about four beautiful houses, and you think something is happening in each of them. It's like a mural.

Jilly Cooper

#30. I don't love you," he said. And he pulled her into his arms and kissed her, a kiss of passion and desperation, a kiss of deep
currents and longing. "I don't love you," he said again.
"Of course you don't," she murmured happily. And she followed him out the door, into the lion's den.

Anne Stuart

#31. For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

Jilly Cooper

#32. What happened to you? Did you finally annoy someone enough to have them beat the shit out of you?

Anne Stuart

#33. She managed to finger-comb her hair into some kind of order, though it was a little too punk for her peace of mind. Not that she'd ever minded looking punk; in fact, the cut had been designed for that effect. But right now Reno was punk enough for both of them.

Anne Stuart

#34. But really I'm not terribly interested in what I eat.

Jilly Cooper

#35. Meetings ... are rather like cocktail parties. You don't want to go, but you're cross not to be asked.

Jilly Cooper

#36. My own parents loved each other very much.

Jilly Cooper

#37. I live at home and, if I want to start work at 11 o'clock, I can.

Jilly Cooper

#38. The memo's chief function ... is as a track-coverer, so that you can turn on someone six months later and snarl: 'Well, you should have known about it, I sent you a memo.

Jilly Cooper

#39. Go to lots of interviews, at least one a month even when you don't need a job, to keep in training for when you do.

Jilly Cooper

#40. The best thing to do if you start thinking such things (falling in love) is to lie down and wait for it to pass. It always does.

Anne Stuart

#41. It must be a terrible pressure to have to go to the office.

Jilly Cooper

#42. She should feel sick. Horrified, stunned. But the horrible truth was, she felt fine. He killed. He killed to protect her. And some
ancient, atavistic streak inside her wanted to preen and purr. She was one sick puppy.

Anne Stuart

#43. The letter of application ... should be a masterpiece of fiction, papering over all the cracks. Get it properly typed on decent writing paper. Never let it run over the page, people get bored with reading.

Jilly Cooper

#44. The bank told us we ought to sell this house to pay off our overdraft. Riders saved the day. I was so pleased when it got to number one, I went all around the fields crying and crying.

Jilly Cooper

#45. The only thing a whirlwind courtship does is blow dust in everyone's eyes.

Jilly Cooper

#46. Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.

Jilly Cooper

#47. I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.

Jilly Cooper

#48. It's a good idea to wait a few months before joining anything when you arrive at a village. A bookseller friend who retired to nearby Oxfordshire, and was worried he might be bored, got himself on to every village committee in the first six months, and spent the next ten years extricating himself.

Jilly Cooper

#49. And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and are ready.

Jilly Cooper

#50. I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.

Jilly Cooper

#51. People who can write a book usually do.

Jilly Cooper

#52. Hurting other people is not excusable because you've been hurt yourself.

Jilly Cooper

#53. Where is the motorcycle?"
"I ditched it. Someone will find it sooner or later and return it to the rental company."
"Not in the U.S."
"We're not in the U.S., in case you haven't noticed. People don't steal lost property, they return it."
"How did you get this car?"
"I stole it.

Anne Stuart

#54. I think it bespeaks a generous nature, a man who can cook.

Jilly Cooper

#55. I've got a book coming out soon so I just must get some weight off.

Jilly Cooper

#56. I'm basically a very happy person and I don't have to be anybody else.

Jilly Cooper

#57. Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

Jilly Cooper

#58. A lot of meetings are held to arrange when to have meetings ... Meetings today are usually called conferences to make them sound more significant.

Jilly Cooper

#59. He turned back, and there was an odd light in his eyes. "Did I ever tell you that I can't live without you?" he said.
"No," she said. "You can tell me about it when we survive." She could barely breathe, death was eating its way toward her, and she wanted to laugh out loud with the joy of it.

Anne Stuart