Quotes About Innit

#1. They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle ... get it locked up.

Karl Pilkington

#2. I wanted to play football. It was what I did best at school and I'm pretty sporty, so that was the idea. Music was always a hobby, innit. I was more ahead with football.

Tinchy Stryder

#3. People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

Karl Pilkington

#4. You tweeted?" I question.

"Twitter, social networking, innit?"

"I know what Twitter is, Jimmy."

Jimmy smiles devilishly. This guy is bad news through and through. "Stay off Twitter, Sweet Lips, it's full of celebrity wannabe's and wanna-don't-be's.

Heidi McLaughlin

#5. I do like my hair being pulled from time to time, it's like a pair of reins, innit?

Katie Price

#6. If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing

Karl Pilkington

#7. Too fucking late for sorry, innit? I hope he catches bubonic plague and dies in slow fucking agony the day before they legalise euthanasia and then I'm gonna go and learn Riverdance and I don't care how fucking long it takes cos I wanna do it on his grave.

Richard Rider

#8. At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

Thom Yorke

#9. Death's a capricious thing, innit?" "Yes. Yes, she is.

Neil Gaiman

#10. The Web is the new book though, innit?

Karl Pilkington

#11. Here in England, everyone's a pop star, innit, whereas in America they believe in the term artist.

Amy Winehouse

#12. Part of comprehensive immigration reform is not just the path to citizenship for undocumented workers, but also the ability for families to be together.

Pramila Jayapal

#13. That the woman in her had died in anguish and a vengeful man had been born in her place apparently brooked no notice of the universe. Nor had the universe even blinked in the absorption into itself of her tragedy.

Karen Kondazian

#14. Works which endure come from the soul of the people. The mighty in their pride walk alone to destruction. The humble walk hand in hand with providence to immortality. Their works survive.

Calvin Coolidge

#15. Women have been brought up much like slaves, that is, to lie.

Christina Stead

#16. You are sitting on the earth and you realize that this earth deserves you and you deserve this earth. You are there - fully, personally, genuinely.

Chogyam Trungpa

#17. My favorite politician was Arizona Senator Barry Goldwater, who reminded me of Tom Mix, and there wasn't any way to explain that to anybody.

Bob Dylan

#18. We've got 942 friends on Facebook, but when was the last time we spent an afternoon sitting in High Park with one of them?

Carl Honore

#19. The theater itself is not revolutionary: it is a rehearsal for the revolution.

Augusto Boal

#20. You can often help others more by correcting your own faults than theirs. Remember, and you should, because of your own experience, that allowing God to correct your faults is not easy. Be patient with people, wait for God to work with them as He wills.

Francois Fenelon

#21. It's weak and despicable to go on wanting things and not trying to get them.

Marion Milner

#22. There was no way to grasp the reality of the present which slid away each second, invisible as air; reality only existed after the fact, in one's vision of the past.

Paula Fox