Quotes About Hump Day

#1. The middle of the week is a great time to reflect on what was done and still needs to be done before the end of the week.

David Dweck

#2. Let the churches preach doctrines, theories, philosophies to their hearts' content, but when it comes to worship, the real practical part of religion, it should be as Jesus says, "When thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret".

Swami Vivekananda

#3. What's wrong with Tuesdays?" Trent asks. "Everything. Monday's always Monday, but at least it's the start of something new. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday's almost Friday, and Friday brings the weekend. But Tuesday? Nada.

Steven Rowley

#4. Poetry had always seemed something I could turn to in need - an emergency exit, a lifebuoy, as well as a justification.

John Fowles

#5. It would be lovely if he and his wife would succeed in dying before the matter of inherited property was finally settled. Then the person giving the speech at the funeral would be able to say that until the very end they had been able to pursue what they loved: sailing. [p. 121]

Jenny Erpenbeck

#6. If you refuse to deal with time today, time will deal with you tomorrow.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#7. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

Nicki Elson

#8. I let it. I let my heart break.

Jandy Nelson

#9. Women are sensitive to it, to the weight of the desiring gaze.

J.M. Coetzee

#10. Miserable creatures, thrown for a moment on the surface of this little pile of mud, is it decreed that one half of the flock should be the persecutor of the other? Is it for you, mankind, to pronounce on what is good and what is evil?

Marquis De Sade

#11. Today majesty is the length from where I stand to the summit of the mountain we are climbing. This mountain has majesty and hold its own authority above all others.

Terry Tempest Williams

#12. A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

Demetri Martin

#13. Depending on how he gripped the ball and how hard he threw it, Satchel Paige had pitches that included the bat-dodger, the two-hump blooper, the four-day creeper, the dipsy-do, the Little Tom, the Long Tom, the bee ball, the wobbly ball, the hurry-up ball and the nothin' ball.

Buck O'Neil

#14. I'll say she's brave," Grandma chimes in. "She's going to England day after tomorrow to hump some guy she barely knows.

Meg Cabot

#15. Love is the ultimate form of recognition one grants to superlative values.

Ayn Rand

#16. Every creative person can draft into service those around them who exhibit the right mixture of intelligence, insight, and grace.

Edwin Catmull

#17. To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.

Dwayne Johnson

#18. Teaching isn't one-tenth as effective as training.

Horace Mann

#19. Education can not be conferred. Whether in school or out, learning is a do-it-yourself proposition.

Wheeler McMillen

#20. The English have loudly and openly told the world that skis and dogs are unusable in these regions and that fur clothes are rubbish. We shall see - we shall see.

Roald Amundsen