Quotes About Golf Handicaps

#1. Each generation has something different at which they are all looking.

Gertrude Stein

#2. Are you going to eat me in my sleep?"
"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
"Is that a no?"
"Are you a potato?

Rain Oxford

#3. It is amateurs who have one big bright beautiful idea that they can never abandon. Professionals know that they have to produce theory after theory before they are likely to hit the jackpot.

Francis Crick

#4. Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

Bobby Nichols

#5. Some of the most rewarding scientific pursuits begin with the discovery of a paradox. Nature does not go out of its way to befuddle us, and if some phenomenon seems to make no sense no matter how we look at it, we are probably in ignorance of deep and far-ranging principles.

Steven Pinker

#6. We are perishing for want of wonder, not for want of wonders.

G.K. Chesterton

#7. 'Watchmen' is not only the greatest comic ever written, it's a really important work of fiction.

Gerard Way

#8. Billions of dollars of grant money [over $50 billion] are flowing into the pockets of those on the man-made global warming bandwagon. No man-made global warming, the money dries up. This is big money, make no mistake about it. Always follow the money trail and it tells a story.

James Spann

#9. I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.

Lyndon B. Johnson