Quotes About Golf Carts

#1. I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age.

Nora Johnson

#2. The wasteland grows.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#3. I feel more strongly than ever about this. I would like the professional game freed of golf carts. Golf is a physical game. If we are playing competitive professional golf, we should walk. When I can't walk 18 holes, I'll pack it in.

Arnold Palmer

#4. Scottish golf is a more public game. It is more reasonably priced and they play faster. It isn't cart golf. The only reason resorts force you into carts is for the money. They are selling off the soul of the game for a few dollars.

Daniel J. King

#5. Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#6. Teach your children well, so they don't live in off-campus group houses and throw loud parties while I'm trying to sleep.

Graham Nash

#7. Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.

Robert Redford

#8. If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them.

Cynthia Lewis

#9. Thank you for your honesty.

Veronica Roth

#10. My faith experience, well, as you can imagine, you need a lot of faith to raise five boys.

Ann Romney

#11. When I see how fast technology is advancing, my mind thinks of evolution and how organisms also have to evolve or adapt in order to, in their case, survive.

Tony DiTerlizzi

#12. Classic of '43. Don't knock it. A Vintage year.

Keith Richards

#13. Every church is flawed. Still, you'd better learn to love it since it's the only group Jesus said he's taking to Heaven.

Rick Warren

#14. When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts.

Mark Indelicato

#15. Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Jen Kirkman

#16. Not today!" Artemus said. "No, thank you! Too many events this decade. Perhaps later! Cannot do the shock! Thank you for your time."
He had been an adviser to kings.

Maggie Stiefvater

#17. After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn't fix in a hurry.

Bill Bryson

#18. The dead could only speak through the mouths of those left behind, and through the signs they left scattered behind them.

Robert Galbraith

#19. In a shooting day in the U.K., every few hours, everyone takes a bit of a tea break - not coffee, but a tea break. They bring out these little finger sandwiches with the crust cut off. Everyone sits around for a few minutes, with their pinkies in the air, drinking. It's so cultured.

Jonathan Silverman

#20. I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.

Cameron Diaz