Going Postal Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 46 Quotes About Going Postal

#1. And like most of her peers, Barbara Ann has a French postal worker's sense of divine entitlement when it comes to her hours. - Author: Rob Reid
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#2. The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal. - Author: Richard J. Needham
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#3. Never promise to do the possible. Anyone could do the possible. You should promise to do the impossible, because sometimes the impossible was possible, if you could find the right way, and at least you could often extend the limits of the possible. And if you failed, well, it had been impossible. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#4. Prevent postal investigators from aggressively interfering with, or closing, a commercial enterprise merely because it has been deemed not to adhere to the prevailing body of scientific opinion - whatever they have determined that to be. - Author: Vin Weber
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#5. I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that. - Author: Oliver Markus
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#6. We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is enough to remind you why this great nation, despite all the talk of decline, still leads the world in tranquilizer consumption. - Author: Dave Barry
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#7. Despite his image as a bloody tyrant, Genghis was also forward thinking. His empire had the first international postal system, invented the concept of diplomatic immunity, and even allowed women in its councils. But more importantly, the Mongols were also unprecedented in their religious tolerance. - Author: James Rollins
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#8. Most investigators don't even know what the word means. You stop the cops from using informants and the only crimes they'd ever solve would be those by deranged postal workers who come to work once too often. - Author: Andrew Vachss
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#9. Pretty show, but you're wasting energy and time," Max said. "Mind if we get back to saving Horngate? You can go postal later. - Author: Diana Pharaoh Francis
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#10. There are more pompous, arrogant, self-centered, mediocre-type people running corporate America who should be sent out on some postal route delivering mail. - Author: Joe Jamail
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#11. That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#12. Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of thanks are sent to him! From childhood onward, human beings seem to be characterized by thanklessness. - Author: Robert E.Lee
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#13. Now that this legislation has passed the House, I look forward to the vote in the Senate that will bring us to Conference, where we can resolve any outstanding issues and make this postal reform reality - for the Postal Service and for all Americans. - Author: John M. McHugh
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#14. You and I should do whatever we can to keep our youthful joy alive. If your life is too predictable, don't go postal. Take a ridiculous ride back to whatever it was that gave you joy as a child. Jump on a trampoline. Saddle up a pony. Give adulthood a rest. - Author: Nick Vujicic
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#15. And that noise! It was enough to make that happy mailman on Mr. Rogers go postal! - Author: Christopher Golden
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#16. I have advocated postal reform for many years. The parliament said it was an absurd argument. The people have said it was the right thing, - Author: Junichiro Koizumi
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#17. Magic, the trick that connects the ordinary to the impossible, was the invisible river that ran through every street and beating heart in Bombay in those years, and nothing, from the postal service to the pleading of beggars, worked without a measure of it. - Author: Gregory David Roberts
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#18. My favourite game is Postal because it is so politically incorrect. - Author: Uwe Boll
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#19. Sometimes life is slow life a postal system and sometimes fast like a mail. - Author: Lovely Goyal
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#20. Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends. - Author: Bob Garfield
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#21. Between 1950 and 1951, I worked as a temporary employee in the Cologne Bureau of Statistics. From summer 1951 on, I have lived as a freelance writer with a fixed postal address in Cologne but with a continually shifting place of work. - Author: Heinrich Boll
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#22. There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#23. Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#24. Modernizing the postal service was particularly important for the soldiers, who relied on letters, newspapers, and magazines from home to sustain morale. - Author: Doris Kearns Goodwin
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#25. As a result of the digital age and the decline of first-class mail, there is no question that the Postal Service must change and develop a new business model. - Author: Bernie Sanders
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#26. Only an academic could state the obvious and pass it off as wisdom." -Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal) - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#27. I'm always mystified by the day-to-day workings of entities like Twitter that provide framework but not content, but I suppose it could be compared to the U.S. Postal Service, which manages to keep a lot of people employed doing lots of stuff other than writing letters. - Author: Susan Orlean
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#28. I thought Paulie could jump. I know he's not fleet of foot, but at least have some hops. I guess we know who is not going to win a gold glove. I was trying to become a spokesperson for the U.S. Postal Service. - Author: Billy Koch
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#29. Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax. Oh, good timing. What genius came up with this promotion? What's next - a ticking alarm clock? Let's put that in a box. - Author: Jay Leno
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#30. E-mail is a modern Penny Post: the world is a single city with a single postal rate. - Author: Anne Fadiman
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#31. The United States Postal Service is the world's most efficient postal system. - Author: Diane Watson
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#32. The Internet creates as well as destroys. Social networks, search advertising, and cloud computing are multibillion dollar industries that didn't exist 10 years ago. They are products of the same force that has rendered the Postal Service's core business obsolete. - Author: John Sununu
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#33. Folk music isn't owned by anybody. It is owned by everybody, like the national parks, the postal system, and the school system. It's our common property. There is nobody's name on it. Nobody can make money on it. It's not copywritten. - Author: Utah Phillips
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#34. Privatization of the postal system has long been characterized as absurd, but I have always said it is only logical, - Author: Junichiro Koizumi
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#35. Let the perfectionist play postal. - Author: Yasser Seirawan
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#36. If Beethoven were sent to nursery school today, they would medicate him, and he would be a postal clerk. - Author: Leon Botstein
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#37. Americans have an expectation that the Postal Service will abide by its well-known, although unofficial, motto - a commitment to deliver. - Author: John M. McHugh
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#38. Jazz music is as American as it gets, and so is the U.S. Postal Service. A Miles Davis stamp is a perfect marriage of two great American institutions. - Author: Henry Rollins
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#39. For years, I've had a hankering for the portrait of Benjamin Franklin by Joseph Duplessis. Franklin is credited with so many inventions: the postal system, lightning rods, the constitution. He was a rock star before there was such a thing. - Author: Jon Bon Jovi
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#40. There are major efforts being made to dismantle Social Security, the public schools, the post office - anything that benefits the population has to be dismantled. Efforts against the U.S. Postal Service are particularly surreal. - Author: Noam Chomsky
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#41. Once an activity has been socialized, it is impossible to point out, by concrete example, how men in a free market could better conduct it. How, for instance, can one compare a socialized post office with private postal delivery when the latter has been outlawed? - Author: Leonard Read
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#42. Startled, I flinched "What are you doing?"
"Keeping you from going postal."
"You're doing it wrong. - Author: L.B. Gregg
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#43. Postal will be so politically incorrect and harsh, it's like a mirror to American society, and I don't think the movie will be well received by anybody. For example, Osama Bin Laden will be one of the lead characters-I think that shows the mood of the movie. - Author: Uwe Boll
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#44. But the fact is, Mr. Chairman, for all the challenges the Postal Service of the 21st century faces, it still retains its traditional place as a key cog in how American businesses conduct their affairs and how Americans all across this land communicate. - Author: John M. McHugh
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#45. Bitcoin will do to banks what email did to the postal industry. - Author: Rick Falkvinge
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#46. But if someone calls me 'poor thing' one more time, I may go postal and kill everyone around me. Except children and dogs. And old people. And you. And Connor. Fine, I won't kill anyone. But it's driving me crazy. - Author: Kristan Higgins
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