Quotes About Glaucoma

#1. I have glaucoma, so use eye drops both morning and night.

Malcolm Boyd

#2. I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.

Gary McCord

#3. Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.

Conan O'Brien

#4. It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.

Willard Scott

#5. I faced odds when glaucoma took the bat out of my hands. But I didn't give in or feel sorry for myself. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: 'It may be cloudy in my right eye, but the sun is shining very brightly in my left eye.'

Allan Ray

#6. The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

Willard Scott

#7. I'll be damned. Miranda Sweet, is it you or is my glaucoma acting up again?" Ruby Sue sat her glass down on the Formica countertop with a clank. "You always did know how to make an entrance. Who do you think you are, the Queen of England?

Avery Flynn

#8. When he woke in the woods in the dark and the cold of the night he'd reach out to touch the child sleeping beside him. Nights dark beyond darkness and the days more gray each one than what had gone before. Like the onset of some cold glaucoma dimming away the world.

Cormac McCarthy

#9. When I was little, I got into a little accident, and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes.

Fetty Wap

#10. Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

Janeane Garofalo

#11. a cloud, it would

John Fowles

#12. low expectations were the key to a happy life.

I. W. Gregorio

#13. Because beautiful things never last. Not roses nor snow ... And not fireworks, either

Jennifer Donnelly

#14. I will never apologize for my Southern accent...it just may be my greatest asset.

Lola Faye Arnold

#15. They talk most who have least to say.

Matthew Prior

#16. The first-cause and prime-mover argument, brilliantly proffered by St. Thomas Aquinas in the fourteenth century (and brilliantly refuted by David Hume in the eighteenth century), is easily turned aside with just one more question: Who or what caused and moved God?

Michael Shermer

#17. Without the support of American Jews, Israel would shrink to its normal size.

Israel Shamir

#18. Come on Jude, it's just man meat, it won't hurt you, sweetie. Maybe do you some good. Take the stick out of your ass and maybe find something more pleasurable fits just fine.

Mercy Celeste

#19. Pregnancy, childbirth, healing and old age all required gee force. No amount of gengineering by the Biomistresses of the great stations could circumvent that inescapable evolutionary fact.

Jay Lake

#20. Humor comes from the surprise release of some buried tension.

Lorrie Moore

#21. Can a moment of madness make up for an age of consent?

Basil Bunting

#22. Every year, in November, at the season that follows the hour of the dead, the crowning and majestic hours of autumn, I go to visit the chrysanthemums ... They are indeed, the most universal, the most diverse of flowers.

Maurice Maeterlinck

#23. The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.

Martin Luther