Quotes About Giving Money To The Church

#1. I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service.

Andrew Carnegie

#2. I have something to prove, as long as I know there's something that needs improvement, and you know that everytime I move, I make a woman's movement.

Ani DiFranco

#3. Mama gives you money for Sunday school, you trade yours for candy after church is through.

Stevie Wonder

#4. The doctrine of hell is not "mediaeval priestcraft" for frightening people into giving money to the church: it is Christ's deliberate judgment on sin ... We cannot repudiate hell without altogether repudiating Christ.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#5. Unsettling emotions are capable of messing up the most beautiful minds in this world.

Janvier Chouteu-Chando

#6. When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.

Isaac Asimov

#7. You always have a choice to know your life and live with the understanding or simply give up, to the daily pressure of life.

Roshan Sharma

#8. Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

George Carlin

#9. The Church gives more time, thought, and money to recreation and sport than to prayer.

Samuel Chadwick

#10. Less art, more matter

William Shakespeare

#11. I used to play chess when I was a kid and participate in national-level tournaments with the geekiest guys. This one time, I was losing terribly, so I batted my eyelashes and flirted as I asked for a draw. My dad just couldn't believe it. He thought, 'What have I created, a floozy?' But it worked!

Jordana Spiro

#12. Once I make a picture, I never look at it again.

George Sidney

#13. I'm not afraid of dying. Pieces of me die all the time.

Sage Francis

#14. She's been a barrel of bitchy monkeys since Jordan and I walked out of the Arrivals gate together earlier this afternoon.

Victoria Denault

#15. May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country.

Zebulon Pike

#16. I want to be a scientist who studies the ocean when I grow up. I would go out to sea, and scuba dive, and find new things, and National Geographic will hire me.
Sure, Nudge. Probably around the time I become president.

James Patterson

#17. You can't think about thinking without thinking about thinking about something. - Seymour Papert

Anonymous

#18. Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer. May I land my kinky machine?

Jimi Hendrix

#19. Why would you design something if it didn't improve the human condition?

Niels Diffrient