Quotes About Gaylord Perry

#1. Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

Jerry Coleman

#2. There'll be a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run.

Alvin Dark

#3. He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

Gene Mauch

#4. Gaylord (Perry) is a very honorable man. He only calls for the spitter when he needs it.

Gabe Paul

#5. They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

Gaylord Perry

#6. I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

Gaylord Perry

#7. Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Gaylord Perry

#8. Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

Gaylord Perry

#9. Do for yourself or do without.

Gaylord Perry

#10. A troubled Necromancer. An Illusionist with a secret. An Incubus marked for death. A Darkborn in hiding. A Siren with a past.

Kami Garcia

#11. was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means "Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.

Tina Fey

#12. How can you, of all people, say everything will be alright?"
He has a point. I consider my answer. "Well, it's better than saying 'Keep on crying, I'm sure things will just get worse,' right?

Wendy Mass

#13. Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

Gaylord Perry

#14. Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

Gaylord Perry

#15. I love the filmmaking process. It can be loud sometimes, and people love having conference calls, so working on a book is the polar opposite. It's very relaxing.

Graham Moore

#16. I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Gaylord Perry

#17. The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

Gaylord Perry

#18. I'm not really conservative. I'm conservative on certain things. I believe in less government. I believe in fiscal responsibility and all those things that maybe Republicans used to believe in but don't any more.

Clint Eastwood

#19. There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

Gaylord Perry

#20. Love can make you immortal

Gayle Forman

#21. Virtue, thou in rags, may challenge more than vice set off with all the trim of greatness.

Philip Massinger