Quotes About Funny Submission

#1. I own over ninety-five different hats and, over the years, have lost or given away 120 hats. You gain to lose ... you lose to gain.

Theophilus London

#2. Life is amazing, life is odd. Life is not what you expected it to be. Things happen ... Growing up takes longer than you think.

Lauren Bacall

#3. A man being sometimes more generous when he has but a little money than when he has plenty, perhaps thro' fear of being thought to have but little.

Benjamin Franklin

#4. Every great film should seem new every time you see it.
Roger Ebert

Roger Ebert

#5. In California depth is measured in feet: six feet on one end of the pool and three feet on the other.

Anthony Marais

#6. If this happened in a Fae marriage, then the female would beat the male into submission. If she is too small to beat him properly, one of the larger women of her family would perform the task for her.

Sophie Oak

#7. You have to live with yourself rest of your life, so like yourself and love yourself, do only those things that will help the humanity and you could be proud of.

Debasish Mridha

#8. Well, I've learned a lot from Bill Belichick. I've said time and time again, before I got to New England, I thought I knew a lot about football. But I think he taught me a lot from A to Z. I still carry it to this day.

Randy Moss

#9. Beware of wallflowers. They expect to have everything done for them.

Mason Cooley

#10. I am so sorry to see the state of reading in such decline. I think it says something really scary and terrible about us as a culture. I think it does have to do with everyone's total global embrace of technology.

Lee Smith

#11. You can't explain the feeling of singing hit songs to an audience - it's like being a genuine sports star at the peak of their powers.

Rick Astley

#12. Well the way I ended up with my own record is that I did this concert at Wesleyan University. It was just one night and we had no thought of making a record.

Christine Lavin

#13. No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

Penn Jillette

#14. Uh oh, maybe I'm hysterical. No, the look on his face had been so funny. Did he really think to kiss me into submission? That shit might work in romance novels, but not on me. If he wants to kiss me he'll have to earn that privilege again.

Tamara Hoffa

#15. I'd be wary of simple solutions to complex problems.

Jeb Bush