Quotes About Funny Boarding School

#1. Dear Friends all, A thousand Christmas pleasures and blessings to you
good resolutions and bright hopes for the New Year! Amen. People who can't be witty exert themselves to be pious or affectionate.

George Eliot

#2. If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.

Audre Lorde

#3. Nothing has ever been out of place in this existence. Things have been out of place in human societies.

Jaggi Vasudev

#4. The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.

Rick Riordan

#5. It says," I began slowly, "that a Light has come into this world, so that we need no longer walk in the dark. Is there darkness in your life, Lieutenant?

Corrie Ten Boom

#6. Witnessing the bond between a parent and their little ones firsthand really brought home to me how much I was missing.

Jillian Michaels

#7. At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn't Brown or Smith or Hughes.

Diane Cilento

#8. The pressure suit helps if something goes wrong during launch or re-entry - astronauts have a way to parachute off the shuttle. The suits protect you from loss of pressure in case of emergency.

Sally Ride

#9. Everyday, make a way... GET IT DONE!

Monica Michelle

#10. It looks like I have a thing for dangerous sports, don't I?

Danica Patrick

#11. Probably spending 12 years at boarding school - comedy became a survival gene. But I think some people are funny right off the bat, as soon as they can speak or be naughty.

Eric Idle

#12. Whatever most captures your mind controls your life.

Kare Anderson

#13. In terms of pure comedic value, 'Tootsie' is brilliant.

Will Tudor

#14. Mangalore, the coastal Indian town where I lived until I was almost 16, is now a booming city of malls and call-centres. But, in the 1980s, it was a provincial town in a socialist country.

Aravind Adiga

#15. Any enterprise that is serious about experiencing the power of Big Data in real-time should be looking at DataTorrent.

Jerry Yang

#16. Language is a spiritual mansion in which you live and nobody has the right to evict you.

Saul Bellow

#17. People like best what is hard for them to obtain.

Hermann Hesse