Quotes About Funnies

#1. Would we send our daughters off to have sex if it would benefit our country? Yet, we send our sons off to kill when we think it would benefit our country!

Leonard Ravenhill

#2. He was obsessed with obituaries. She'd never read them before, he couldn't believe it, to him it was like someone who'd never read the funnies...Michael always wanted to know what they died of- accidental gunshot wounds, overdose, cancer. 'Was it suicide?' That's what he really wanted to know.

Janet Fitch

#3. I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me.

Dawn French

#4. I'm having a ball. I just walk in, make some funnies and walk out, no pressure.

Neil Patrick Harris

#5. If Judas Iscariot were alive, and a woman, and attending formal functions, wearing this dress would still represent a disproportionate punishment for his sins." "Her

Daniel O'Malley

#6. Through those drooping branches the city sprawled out haphazardly like a drunk on a sidewalk, fallen where he may.

Kevin Powers

#7. I've gone down this road, this path I laid out for myself a long time ago. And it doesn't involve marriage, or kids. And I'm sorry if you thought this was permanent or -

Victoria James

#8. Just having an awareness of God's mercy and compassion for us is a great motivation for us to be merciful and compassionate to other people and to take steps toward encountering God.

Jonathan Morris

#9. I'm looking for what I was capable of before... Or to be more precise, I'm trying to see whether I'm still capable of it.

Nina George

#10. Is this why you think you are chosen by God, because only you can understand the funnies that you make about yourself?

Jonathan Safran Foer

#11. Hugo headed off toward the door to leave, but the bookstore was warm and quiet, and the teetering piles of books fascinated him.

Brian Selznick

#12. There's a tree," Starflight said, jumping to his feet. "In the forest."
"No way," Glory said. "A tree in the forest?

Tui T. Sutherland

#13. I grew up in a very working-class family and also a very fundamentalist Christian family. So, we didn't have access to the arts in the house in any form other than the Sunday funnies.

Craig Thompson

#14. The film industry gives you the opportunity to meet interesting people.

Betty White

#15. Where is Barbie?"
The female shifter snickered and choked it off.
"Is there a stripper pole?

Ilona Andrews

#16. He's dead, she reminded herself. He's hunting a vampire. This is not the stable, normal, ordinary guy you're looking for.

Sela Carsen

#17. I want people to come to my music without prejudice. I want them to get the music first. And who I am isn't that important. If they like the songs to me that's a good thing.

Richard Thompson

#18. A vital part of the happiness formula is self-discipline. Whoever conquers himself knows deep happiness that fills the heart with joy.

Norman Vincent Peale

#19. The only thing I had was Laika, the dog, whose homeless soul was howling through the cosmos. And my brother, the Minotaur.

Georgi Gospodinov