Quotes About Friends Without Benefits

#1. Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

Ann Landers

#2. So now she and I are friends - not with benefits, but memories.

Sara Ryan

#3. Avoid those who seek friends in order to maintain a certain social status or to open doors they would not otherwise be able to approach.

Paulo Coelho

#4. What the local politicians actually meant was that they hoped to claim the land in the name of the public and then make the usual profits privatizing it. There was a principle at stake. They had to ensure their friends and not outsiders got the benefit.

Michael Moorcock

#5. Brent and I are ... friends.
And fuck me, the benefits are fantastic

Emma Chase

#6. Good." He grinned.
"I was kind of worried you'd say no. It's like so against the rules it's not even funny."
I smiled. "Well. I have to say, Jack Diamond, you've demonstrated a deplorable lack of respect for all of my rules."
He chuckled. "Never met a rule I couldn't break.

Audrey Bell

#7. Some people will only love you as much as they can use you. their loyalty ends where the benefits stop.

Honeya

#8. What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

Chuck Lorre

#9. Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

P. J. O'Rourke

#10. Why don't we do the whole friends with benefits thing?" he asks seriously.
"Because I don't think I'd enjoy having the benefits you give me removed" I answer back not missing a beat.
"Just friends it is then" he says not perturbed and starts eating his lunch.

R.S. Burnett

#11. If this was the price of benefits, it was too high. He wanted his friend back, because that was a man worth taking an avalanche for.

S.P. Wayne

#12. So you two are together?"
"Nope, just friends...with incredible benefits. Supergreat ones. Mind-blowing ones.

Toni Aleo

#13. If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.

April Mae Monterrosa

#14. Sometimes I wish I had never saved your neck from decapitation in Faroe. Then I could just descend into lewdness in peace.

Natalia Marx

#15. I was raised Jewish, my wife was raised Catholic. Though we respect each other's heritage, and while many of our friends are deeply religious, we have chosen to focus on our similarities, not our differences. We teach our children compassion, charity, honesty and the benefits of hard work.

Steven Levitan

#16. Friends with benefits, my ass. He's mine.

J.M. Madden

#17. Then he gave me a sweet kiss as if I was his one and only lover.

Jess C. Scott

#18. Oh, Troy? He's no one. He wanted something more from me than I could give."
"Friends with benefits?" Laurie asked, blushing as he said it.
"More like frenemies with benefits.

Leslea Tash

#19. Friends with benefits are neither.

Jason Evert

#20. I knew about AIDS. My friends were dying right, left, and center. I did a record with Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder, and Gladys Knight. I did a couple of benefits.

Elton John

#21. I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to stay home and cry.

Elizabeth Meriwether

#22. Permission Marketing is just like dating. It turns strangers into friends and friends into lifetime customers. Many of the rules of dating apply, and so do many of the benefits.

Seth Godin

#23. Side benefit of dating me: free motivational speeches. It's like friends with benefits where the benefits are inspirational.

Josh Sundquist

#24. He had more of Carina during these summer months than he'd ever had with her when they were fuck buddies and attempting to date. She was nothing yet she was everything to him. Jaxon wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

Senayda Pierre

#25. After twenty plus years of performing hundreds of shows a year, I prefer to try things out on stage rather than for friends. I don't see the benefit in that, really.

Ted Alexandro

#26. Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people.

Lik Hock Yap

#27. Once upon a time we were briefly friends with benefits. Now we're just friends at a benefit.

Sarina Bowen

#28. Nothing is more apt to deceive us than our own judgment of our work. We derive more benefit from having our faults pointed out by our enemies than from hearing the opinions of friends.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#29. It is by the benefit of letters that absent friends are in a manner brought together.

Seneca The Younger

#30. Of journeying the benefits are many: the freshness it bringeth to the heart, the seeing and hearing of marvelous things, the delight of beholding new cities, the meeting of unknown friends, and the learning of high manners.

Saadi