Quotes About Folding Laundry

#1. We reject the lies of inequality, we affirm the Spirit, we forgive radically, we advocate for love and demonstrate it by folding laundry, and we live these Kingdom ways of shalom prophetically in the world.

Sarah Bessey

#2. We're well aware of how intelligent our audience is. We're well aware that Fringe is a show that you really need to lean forward into and pay attention to and think about. It's not designed to be a show that you can watch while you're folding laundry.

Jeff Pinkner

#3. I find folding laundry very relaxing.

Lindsey Vonn

#4. It is tempting to ascribe Katrina, Rita and now Wilma to global warming effects, but I am not sure that would pass statistical muster.

Kerry Emanuel

#5. When I was younger, I just put off the writing until later in the day, but now I write early every morning to get it done. I can only write for a few hours at a time; after that, my attention fades.

Patrick Modiano

#6. Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Karl Lehenbauer

#7. I just find that humans are predictable and stupid and animals and nature are a lot more magical to me. I'm just interested in magic, and not the silly humans.

Jason Lytle

#8. Apparel, n.: There are times I don't mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.

David Levithan

#9. If we practice stopping while attending to e-mails, surfing the Web, attending meetings or appointments, folding the laundry, washing the dishes, or taking a shower, we are living deeply.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#10. We're naturally programmed to endure a muddle of emotions as we leave childhood behind.

Mariella Frostrup

#11. The absence of him is everywhere I look.

Stephenie Meyer

#12. Dehortations from the use of strong liquors have been the favourite topic of sober declaimers in all ages, and have been received with abundance of applause by water-drinking critics. But with the patient himself, the man that is to be cured, unfortunately their sound has seldom prevailed.

Charles Lamb

#13. Dear wife, I'm sorry that I am mysteriously incapable of folding clean laundry, but I iron, oh, I iron. Sweetheart, I'll make your white shirt so crisp and sharp that it will split atoms as you walk.

Sherman Alexie

#14. Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding.

Jonathan Swift

#15. Folding the laundry, completing another project at work, or watching television for the next hour doesn't build your writing muscles. It only leaves them flabby.

Rob Bignell, Editor

#16. Not easy to state the change you made.
If I'm alive now, I was dead,
Though, like a stone, unbothered by it.

Sylvia Plath

#17. Tell your story.
That's the secret of immortality. The one true way to live forever.

Brad Meltzer

#18. I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?

Mitch Hedberg

#19. My favorite son!" Gaea cried. "You are awesome! I knew I could count on you, uh ... which one are you again?

Rick Riordan

#20. Every painting is a war. You have to struggle every day, and to struggle every day with your inadequacies is a damn nuisance.

Neil Welliver

#21. Sammy performed the rapid series of operations - which combined elements of the folding of wet laundry, the shoveling of damp ashes, and the swallowing of a secret map on the point of capture by enemy troops - that passed, in his mother's kitchen, for eating.

Michael Chabon

#22. Be in a state of gratitude for everything that shows up in your life. Be thankful for the storms as well as the smooth sailing. What is the lesson or gift in what you are experiencing right now? Find your joy not in what's missing in your life but in how you can serve.

Wayne Dyer

#23. You might plan how to sleep but you can't plan how you wake up. He who plans how to sleep is a Planer, he who plans how to wake up is a Dreamer.

Amen Muffler