Quotes About Flu Shots

#1. A flu shot just compromises your immune system.

Bill Maher

#2. Bruised knees cramp my style.
They scream cheap whore,
when I am an expensive one.

Asa Akira

#3. George W. Bush in Washington decided that Nobel Peace Prize winner and ex-president Nelson Mandela could probably be taken off the U.S. list of terrorists).

Jonas Jonasson

#4. I hate it when people make fun of me and it turns out they're right.

Catherine Gilbert Murdock

#5. It [salvation] is not this flu shot mentality of an invitation of the Gospel.

Paul Washer

#6. Why do you care so much?"


"Why are you still hiding from me?

Lexi Ryan

#7. I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.

Jerry O'Connell

#8. I'm sorry Silas. I'll try to make it up to you.

Andrea Cremer

#9. During high school, I would purposely lose tennis and squash matches to escape the agony of anxiety that competitive situations would provoke in me.

Scott Stossel

#10. I write in the most classical French because this form is necessary for my novels: to translate the murky, floating, unsettling atmosphere I wanted them to have, I had to discipline it into the clearest, most traditional language possible.

Patrick Modiano

#11. A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

Bill Maher

#12. I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.

David Bowie