Quotes About Fake Ids

#1. Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer

#2. ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still got on the planes. If the British national ID card can't be faked, it will be the first on the planet.

Bruce Schneier

#3. It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.

Phil Mickelson

#4. I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin.

Becky Albertalli

#5. I love all those girls the same as they love me. I get thousands of letters a week from girls who love me ... Every time I sing a song, I make love to them. I'm a boudoir singer.

Frank Sinatra

#6. If a man gives you a harsh winter, give him back something unexpected: The warm spring!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#7. You see, faith means listening to your heart, not just your heard. It's not about ignoring facts; it's about being willing to see around them sometimes.

Kirsten Miller

#8. A word in a dictionary is very much like a car in a mammoth motor show - full of potential but temporarily inactive.

Anthony Burgess

#9. Let bygones be bygones ... but where I'm from,
We buy guns and more guns, to give to the young.

Kendrick Lamar

#10. To make them forget how bad human beings are, they were taught too insistently that bears are good. Instead of being told honestly what humans are and what bears are.

Umberto Eco

#11. I want to keep on the move, keep stimulated and challenged.

Buzz Aldrin

#12. The beggarly last doit.

William Cowper

#13. It doesn't take much to show love, but at some time or another in your, praise God, disastrous life you must have felt, honestly and simply, what love is and how love likes to behave.

Robert Walser

#14. Take full ownership if your thoughts, then you can start taking full ownership of your life and the impact you will make with it.

Trish Blackwell

#15. While the Beatles always had George Martin around to clean up their act, the Rolling Stones had Andrew Loog Oldham to coarsen theirs.

Jon Landau

#16. If Baudelaire, in hieroglyphics of the soul, had deciphered the return of the age of the sentiment and ideas, Poe, in the field of morbid psychology had more especially investigated the domain of the soul.

Joris-Karl Huysmans

#17. Our visit to this planet is short, so we should use our time meaningfully, which we can do by helping others wherever possible. And if we cannot help others, at least we should try not to create pain and suffering for them.

Dalai Lama

#18. Preserve, within a wild sanctuary, an inaccessible valley of reverie.

Ellen Glasgow

#19. I said 'well, I'll kiss her twice, you see? We'll come around, I'll kiss her, and if you put a little more track down for the camera, then I'll put my tongue down her throat and you'll get what you want'. He said 'You think so?'

Rod Steiger