Quotes About Expiration Dates

#1. They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Garry Shandling

#2. It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.

Terra Elan McVoy

#3. Last time I checked, women didn't come with expiration dates.

Anne Calhoun

#4. We humans desperately seek stability in hopes, I think, that we can control our lives, though that isn't the way things work. Everything is in flux; we are dynamic beings born with expiration dates into an uncertain Universe.

Larry J. Dunlap

#5. Most friendships are bound to a specific time, place or season. Some women characterize these relationships as having expiration dates or shelf lives, because friendships tend to run their natural course.

Irene S. Levine

#6. Five days a week, I read my goals before I go to sleep and when I wake up. There are 10 goals around health, family and business with expiration dates, and I update them every six months.

Daymond John

#7. We live in a disposable, 'cast-off and throw-away' society that has largely lost any real sense of permanence. Ours is a world of expiration dates, limited shelf life, and planned obsolescence. Nothing is absolute.

Myles Munroe

#8. Her hands crept around his neck, tangling in his hair to keep him closer, even though she knew that beautiful boys with expiration dates couldn't be held, only borrowed for a time.

Martina Boone

#9. No one is that valuable to plan your future based upon them, because in some point every loyal individual will stab you in the back or in the best situation will just leave you. People have expiration dates. The ones who stay longer become more dangerous.

Kambiz Shabankareh

#10. I love to help women cut through all the labeling loopholes to find the best personal and oral care products on the market. This includes, of course, ingredients, but also recyclable packaging, products with expiration dates, examining company values (which includes no animal testing), and more.

Sophie Heyman Uliano

#11. Good ideas have expiration dates. You need to act before they become dated, irrelevant or otherwise spoiled.

John C. Maxwell

#12. But wishes don't have expiration dates.

Lisa Kleypas

#13. Thus to seek with ready-made concepts to penetrate into the inmost nature of things is to apply to the mobility of the real a method created in order to give stationary points of observation on it ...

Henri Bergson

#14. In fact, she would have added the rider that she wasn't sure it could be done at all, getting to know someone at any succession of such parties, however prolonged.

Robin McKinley

#15. If you can't fuck me while I read, fuck off.

S.X. Rosenstock

#16. I believe that cunning is not only morally wrong but also politically expedient, and have therefore always discountenanced its use even from the practical standpoint.

Mahatma Gandhi

#17. To be able to work with actors who are doing such good work, not only makes it easier for you, but it makes you better.

Eric Ladin

#18. Shooting is a lost art. I want to be one of the artists who is remembered for a long, long time.

Michael Redd