Quotes About Edwart

#1. I looked over at Edwart. It occurred to me that I had never seen him in direct sunlight. Interestingly enough, I had also never seen him sparkle. Could the two be related?

The Harvard Lampoon

#2. Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!

The Harvard Lampoon

#3. Truth ... and if mine eyes Can bear its blaze, and trace its symmetries, Measure its distance, and its advent wait, I am no prophet - I but calculate.

Charles Mackay

#4. Delight yourself in the Lord." Psalm 37:4

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#5. We began to butterfly kiss, which is when you touch your eyelashes to the other person's skin. I was going to respect Edwart's desire to wait, and he was going to respect my desire for winged creatures.

The Harvard Lampoon

#6. Arrogance rides triumphantly through the gates, barely glancing at the old woman about to cut the rope and spring shut the trap.

Mason Cooley

#7. Another day. Get up and face it.

James Patterson

#8. You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man ... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.

The Harvard Lampoon

#9. Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.

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#10. When you come back you will not be you. And I may not be I.

E. M. Forster

#11. 'The Bank Job' was great fun to work on. Roger Donaldson is a top director, and working on HD was a new experience. It picks up every detail, which is a blessing and a curse if you think about it.

Colin Salmon

#12. To understand ourselves and our life is the point of insight meditation: to understand and to be free.

Jack Kornfield

#13. On average, I order about three meals for myself in one sitting.

Blake Lively

#14. There's never really been a tradition of making films about Jewish themes or using Judaism as a constant.

James Gray

#15. In my mind, I'm hilarious, so I would love to do some comedy. But, I'm not exactly sure my perspective is a healthy one.

Timothy Olyphant

#16. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

G.K. Chesterton

#17. I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other.

The Harvard Lampoon

#18. I am like a TV antenna. I catch everything that is in the air, and then I do it my way.

Karl Lagerfeld

#19. So all this time you thought I was a vampire?' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left.
'Sure,' I said, 'you know, the lion falls for the lamb ... '
'What?'
'Sorry. It's easier for me if I explain things in animal terms.

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#20. I spend days with writers' block. It is a problem.

Mackenzie Crook