Quotes About Dumbasses

#1. I dislike math, yet I respect and appreciate the fact that math is the language of the universe.

Lucas Grabeel

#2. Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.

Gerald McRaney

#3. I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

Lisa Kudrow

#4. He loped off down the hall, and she felt a pure burst of fury. Boys. Why were they always such dumbasses?

Rachel Caine

#5. I would dream of being a pro skater, but I never dreamt I'd be discovered by Lance Mountain and Stacey Peralta, who were two major heroes of mine, and be asked to skate for that team and be a part of their company.

Mike Vallely

#6. If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child.

Bill Maher

#7. Eight hours of work, eight hours of play, eight hours of sleep - eight hours a day!

Bill Haywood

#8. Is this how you got around before?" Vida wondered aloud. "It is a miracle you dumbasses survived.

Alexandra Bracken

#9. All men fall under 5 categories:
The assholes are by far the worst. Then there are the dumbasses, the smartasses, the sorryasses, and last but not least, the wiseasses

Sandra Steffen

#10. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes.

E.B. White

#11. I'm not blaming you-or her. Neither of you asked for what he did-there's no such thing as asking for it. That's a fucking lie argued by psychopaths and dumbasses. Okay?

Tammara Webber

#12. It just seemed to me that the way I played was nice. I could hear it myself.

B.B. King

#13. Religion was all about getting dumbasses to line up and sign up, making people pay today for heaven tomorrow.

Robert Ferrigno