Quotes About Dry Sense Of Humor

#1. I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

Michael Buble

#2. I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.

Topher Grace

#3. The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty.

Natasha Lyonne

#4. I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.

Katie Price

#5. I think American guys tend to be a bit more forward, a bit more chatty and open than the Brits. The Brits seem to have a darker sense of humor, though I have met some Americans who have adopted bits of the British dry sense of humor as well.

Hayley Atwell

#6. What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am ... a dry sense of humor.

Bob Newhart

#7. Hey, you do realize we're dancing in the middle of the lobby, right?

Winna Efendi

#8. Laugh until you cry;
never let your eyes look dry
This is not a matter of joke;
this is all to provoke
our sense of humour
Life is its own consumer!

Munia Khan

#9. I have no technical psychological interest; it is drama, speech,and events that interest me.

Evelyn Waugh

#10. The Moon did not consider that amongst the stars, there is no end. There is no fading away. There is no death in a place filled with forever, even though we all trick ourselves into thinking that this life we live now is the only life we will ever live.

Paul The Astronaut

#11. Honesty doesn't mean you reveal everything you discern and feel. That is why we have the word discretion...

Assegid Habtewold

#12. The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.

Heath Ledger

#13. I'm as happy doing 'Postman Pat' as I am doing 'Hamlet.'

David Tennant

#14. The Senate Majority Leader has the unilateral ability to stand up and say, 'If you defy Congress, if you defy the Constitution, if you defy the American people, none of your nominees will be confirmed.'

Ted Cruz

#15. I think some of the big characters, you know, they do these adventures, but they've got something about them, they've got this charisma, and they've got to have a sense of humor. Because whether it be very dry, or very silly, they've got to be likable.

Rhys Darby

#16. A non-fucking fuck-friend, I guess. A non-friction friend.

Morgan Parker

#17. As convenient as that would be to make it easier to communicate with more prolific musicians, I don't want to think of music like a math equation.

Blake Judd

#18. It would be a good thing to buy books if one could also buy the time to read them.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#19. Laughter is the only sound left I can make that people will understand.

Anonymous

#20. Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.

Merritt Patterson

#21. Victory is never won alone.

Woodrow M. Kroll

#22. Your part is to bring Him glory - whether eating a sandwich on a lunch break, drinking coffee at 12:04 a.m. so you can stay awake to study, or watching your four-month-old take a nap.

Francis Chan

#23. I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.

William S. Burroughs

#24. I don't want to go to Peru."
How do you know? You've never been there."
I've never been to hell either and I'm pretty sure I don't want to go there.

Richard Paul Evans

#25. My humor is very dry. To me it doesn't make sense.

Ian MacKaye

#26. My dad has a dry, deadpan sense of humor, and my mom has an unexpected, wacky take on things. They really encouraged laughing at ourselves and the weirdness of situations that come up growing up in politics.

Kristin Gore