Quotes About Drunken Behaviour

#1. If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

Marie Osmond

#2. She had been kissed once and made love to six times.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#3. One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

Maureen Johnson

#4. Even if the world ends, the music will still survive.

Ustad Bismillah Khan

#5. Science is Christian, not when it condemns itself to the letter of things, but when, in the infinitely little, it discovers as many mysteries and as much depth and power as in the infinitely great.

Edgar Quinet

#6. DNA is a 'thing' - a chemical that sticks to your fingers.

Sam Kean

#7. WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire.

Harriet Evans

#8. What they lack in stature, they make up for with their mouths.

Kim Dong Hwa

#9. Simplicity. Ah, that I can offer in abundance.

Philippa Gregory

#10. I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

Leslie Jamison

#11. With music, there's a conversation happening. You're hearing what's going on right now, with people's emotional states, in a communal way, and listening to that is really - it's both informative and so generous. It's like emotional news.

Jim Drain

#12. Believe you can do it. Believing something can be done puts your mind to work for you and helps you find ways to do it.

George Shinn

#13. Satirists [10w]
I do best what satirists have always done ~
make enemies.

Beryl Dov

#14. Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers.

John Pearson

#15. I only just met you, I can't lick you when I don't even know you

R.S. Burnett

#16. I believe in order, tenderness, and piety.

Jack Kerouac

#17. I am consciously surrendering conciousness.

Sarah Dunn

#18. It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but there wasn't a place on the sheet for that particular observation. - Lt. Eve Dallas on a drunk fall off the roof

J.D. Robb

#19. Forethought and prudence are the proper qualities of a leader.
[Lat., Ratio et consilium, propriae ducis artes.]

Tacitus

#20. Oh dear! A drunken infidel weaver! said Mr. Hale to himself.

Elizabeth Gaskell

#21. I have this massive love for the whole culture of pop music. It's my fascination, my ongoing passion.

Siobhan Fahey

#22. I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.

Dorothy Parker

#23. In the midst of poverty and want, Felix carried with pleasure to his sister the first little white flower that peeped out from beneath the snowy ground.

Mary Shelley