Quotes About Douches

#1. Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

Alison Rosen

#2. And the scary hairy vaginas in vacuum sealed packages!" "And the pee-in-your-ass-douches!

Lucian Bane

#3. First the fact that the only items on open display seem to be tampons, breast pumps, and douches, making one feel as a female more soiled and wretched than even two thousand years of Catholic catechism could do.

Belle De Jour

#4. I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

Aisha Tyler

#5. You have not heard the last of me, Sorceress Perenelle," he sobbed. "You will never escape alive!" Fighting the wave of exhaustion that washed over her, Perenelle turned back to the ladder and pulled herself upward. "That's what everyone says," she murmured. "But I'm still alive,

Michael Scott

#6. Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.

Joseph A. Schumpeter

#7. The Fed's policy choices can always be debated, but the quality and commitment of the Federal Reserve as a public institution is second to none, and I am proud to lead it.

Ben Bernanke

#8. Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie,

David Berman

#9. His hate wasn't professional; it was an obsession, a fixation, as if unrequited love had grown awful, twisted into something ugly.

Tom Rob Smith

#10. What we call vice in our neighbor may be nothing less than a crude virtue. To him who knows nothing more of precious stones than he can learn from a daily contemplation of his breastpin, a diamond in the mine must be a very uncompromising sort of stone.

William Gilmore Simms

#11. My body is my body, every part of it.

Marilyn

#12. The rule of friendship means there should be mutual sympathy between them, each supplying what the other lacks and trying to benefit the other, always using friendly and sincere words.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#13. Gillette is one of those companies where it's about success, and that's who I want to partner myself with.

Clay Matthews III

#14. History is guided by leaders in turn affected by the sentiments of their population. Such sentiments are cyclical, allowing for predictions of a nation's fall.

Will Slatyer

#15. Working 24 hours a day isn't enough anymore. You have to be willing to sacrifice everything to be successful, including your personal life, your family life, maybe more. If people think it's any less, they're wrong, and they will fail.

Kevin O'Leary

#16. A 'whim' is a desire experienced by a person who does not know and does not care to discover its cause.

Ayn Rand

#17. Today's bread does not eliminate yesterday's hunger, much less that of tomorrow.

Jose Saramago

#18. Some to the fascination of a name, Surrender judgment hoodwinked.

William Cowper

#19. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.

Hunter S. Thompson

#20. When do you stop to de-douche?

Anthony Bourdain

#21. I think I have a really diverse audience. I've had people from all sorts of sexual persuasions.

Natalie Merchant