Quotes About Dorms

#1. After spending months living in the orderly dorms of Wallingford, where they give you a Saturday detention if your room doesn't pass semi-regular inspections, I feel the old conflicting sense of familiarity and disgust.

Holly Black

#2. As though I had displeased the gods with my erotic hubris, I managed to be the only bisexual girl in the history of colleges who failed to arouse the interest of the campus queers immediately upon setting foot in the dorms.

Valentine Glass

#3. I don't bring anything expensive to the dorms.

Lil' Romeo

#4. I can't live in the dorms and I can't stop people from calling me a freak, but I can always solve for X.

Heidi Cullinan

#5. Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credit cards.

Louise Slaughter

#6. Come on, guys," Mal said, dropping the wrapper on the floor. "Let's go find our dorms." She started up a flight of stairs. Carlos, Jay, and Evie followed her. "Oh! Uh, yeah, your dorms are that way, guys," said Doug, pointing in the opposite direction.

Walt Disney Company

#7. A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Craig Ferguson

#8. Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?

Jamie Zawinski

#9. Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets

Tyne O'Connell

#10. It's Salvation. When Jen told me I had a vision. A vision Rena. I think I saw the blessed mother smiling and she was hold ing a loofa.
[In regards to moving out of dorms and having three bathrooms between 4 roomates]

Nora Roberts

#11. And also ... well ... i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms."
What'd they say?"
Over their dead bodies."
What did you say?"
I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.

Carolyn Mackler

#12. You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Jason Biggs

#13. I'm going to draw whoever it is off so you can go back to the dorms and fuck yourselves.

Lili St. Crow

#14. Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to [Texas] A&M ... Texas A&M used to be a conservative university. It's lost all of its conservatism ... My daughter went there. You know, she had horrible experiences with coed dorms and guys who spent the weekends in the rooms with girls.

Tom DeLay

#15. Business ideas are like those flying dragons in Avatar. First you have to find one, let it choose you, then be brave enough to ride it.

Ryan Lilly

#16. Everyone is needed, but no one is necessary.

Bruce Coslet

#17. It's incredible to be young and live here and not have to clean up your dorm room.

Penn Dayton Badgley

#18. My cellmate's raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn.

Tupac Shakur

#19. Apart from any other basis which might justify a superiority, education, as a power, raised him who possessed it over the weak, who lacked it, and the educated man counted in his circle, however large or small it was, as the mighty, the powerful, the imposing one: for he was an authority.

Max Stirner

#20. Many men have been capable of doing a wise thing, more a cunning thing, but very few a generous thing.

Alexander Pope

#21. I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like.

David Fincher

#22. For me, I was raped in my own dorm bed. Since then, it has basically become fraught for me, and I feel like I've carried the weight of what happened there with me everywhere since then.

Emma Sulkowicz

#23. Our past, if processed properly, has the ability to refine us for the better, not define or confine us to anything less then we deserve.

Trish Blackwell

#24. Being a successful trader also takes courage: the courage to try, the courage to fail, the courage to succeed, and the courage to keep on going when the going gets tough.

Michael Marcus