Quotes About Dining Tables

#1. Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

Kathy Lette

#2. anyone who has crammed for a school exam knows how easy it is to misquote in a showdown.

Jack Lait

#3. This is a dynamic particular to encounters with male drivers, who seem to grow all the more indignant the more completely they are in the wrong. I think the emotional reasoning, if you can call it that, is transitive: You make me feel bad; feeling mad makes me mad; ergo, you make me mad.

Lionel Shriver

#4. There was another restaurant, rustic and small, with red checkered cloths on the tables, and a kitchen you could see into from the dining area, and they all were there together.

Scott Cawthon

#5. I have this feeling that if I could sort out what's on my dining room table, everything would fall into place.

Alan Rickman

#6. There was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room tables, park grass, parlor sofas, or packing crates, entwine warm thighs around them, and pant in ecstasy.

Russell Baker

#7. You might be a redneck if ... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

Jeff Foxworthy

#8. Not only did I enjoy the creative side of Playboy and enjoy being surrounded by people who are curious about life, but I also love the analytical and hard business side of it.

Christie Hefner

#9. I think about how maybe it's not things that change but people that change, and maybe that's the change everyone is really talking about.

Susan Pogorzelski

#10. I guess you deal with what you get.

Nellie McKay

#11. Yet while Owllwin was arrogant, he was also humble enough to admit when he had made a mistake. Perhaps it was his sheer clumsiness that kept him so humble: the first time he spoke to Cricket was in the great dining hall, and he brought down six tables five minutes after.

Ash Gray

#12. Be able to set a table so that you feel like you're dining, not just sitting and eating.

Marilyn Vos Savant

#13. My first big job was an Abercrombie &Fitch campaign. But my mom wouldn't let me skip school for it, so I missed half of the shoot. When we got there, we realized Bruce Weber was the photographer; we knew we had made a mistake!

Lauren Bush

#14. Ohio's students deserve a first-class education appropriate for the 21st century, not Sunday School lessons masquerading as science.

Barry W. Lynn

#15. The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick alongside it

D.L. Moody

#16. A dining room table with children's eager hungry faces around it, ceases to be a mere dining room table, and becomes an altar.

Simeon Strunsky

#17. I'm sure that Elvis was happy for me. I think he was the kind of guy that enjoyed other people's success, especially if he had something to do with it.

Mac Davis