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#1. Its a beautiful day.I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit_Bumper Sticker - Author: Darynda Jones
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#2. He was leaving my stepmother for a sailboat. Not that I blamed him. A sailboat would at least be useful. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#3. I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#4. I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#5. 12 Life is short. Buy the shoes. - INSPIRATIONAL POSTER - Author: Darynda Jones
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#6. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! - Author: Darynda Jones
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#7. A blank is the only thing I draw well. --T-SHIRT - Author: Darynda Jones
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#8. Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?"
"Pffft. It's just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#9. Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#10. I tried to start a gang once.
It turned into a book club.
- MEME - Author: Darynda Jones
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#11. When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
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#12. I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding."
I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#13. The rush of adrenaline helped. Not a lot. I still needed a caffeine fix, but at least I was awake enough to realize I quite possibly had my underwear on inside out. Something didn't feel right down yonder. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#14. The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. "I can't move my legs."
I snorted. "You can't move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You're dead. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#15. Cookie's cousin Lucille, for example. Or her second cousins. Or her uncle on her mother's side. Her whole family, in fact, was a Harvard study waiting to happen. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#16. No way. I'm so in, it's unreal. I just want you to know that if we make it to Plan E, I'm running. Far away. And possibly changing my name. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#17. He wants my head on a platter." "You just make friends wherever you go, don't you?" "It's weird, right? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#18. I write in every genre under the sun! Like, seriously. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Publishing, however, takes a bit more tact. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#19. Freaking Kodak moments sucked when you didn't actually have a Kodak. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#20. Want to come over to my place?" I asked him.
The sparkle in his eyes danced in humor. "I don't know," he said. "You live so far away. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#21. Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#22. Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#23. I guess it's a good thing you can have a relationship with a departed," he said. "Why's that?" "We can still see each other after I die. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#24. I snuggled deep into the covers,adjusted my pillow until it was just right, then lay down until my head rested on Reyes's shoulder. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#25. Is it sexy in here or is it just me? - T-shirt. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#26. Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt - Author: Darynda Jones
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#27. I was starting to wonder if repetitive exposure to nightly hallucinations resulting in earth-shattering climaxes could have any long-term side effects. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#28. You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.
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#29. Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#30. Holy shit, are you positive?"
"As a pregnancy test a month after prom. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#31. Where do writers get their ideas from? Anywhere and everywhere.
Nothing is sacred. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#32. I told Bobert and Cookie about the hypothetical man and his hypothetical family. She didn't fall for it. Damn her and her psychic abilities. I'd have to watch what I said around her. No! I'd have to watch what I thought around her. Crap, this was going to be hard. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#33. Somehow, when you're knocked senseless, the pain doesn't show up till later. Then it's a cold, heartless bitch. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#34. I don't understand people. They smile when they are mad. They hug people they hate. They steal from people they genuinely love. And they are jealous of babies. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#35. Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?"
I fought a grin. "It doesn't really work that way."
"Then can you just make out with my wife and pretend I'm in your body?"
"No."
"I can pay. I have money."
"How much we talking? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#36. If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#37. He'd actually hit me! It didn't matter that hitting me wasn't really like hitting a regular girl and I'd be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I'd just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#38. When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#39. Evil is simply the absence of good, the absence of God. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#40. Are we not all products of the world we were born into just as much as, if not more than, the parents we were given to? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#41. His mouth was truly one of his most spectacular accomplishments. It had the gentle fullness of passion, as though he'd just made love. As though he'd just satisfied some fortuitous woman's deepest desires. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#42. Don't expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever. - T-SHIRT - Author: Darynda Jones
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#43. There's another part, an obstinate part, that wants more. That wants Dutch live and in the flesh. That wants her hand. Her mouth. Her hips under mine. It wants all of her. Every last ounce. Body and soul. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#44. I don't know. You just seem different now. Distant. Like you have PTSD.
I knew from where I spoke. My TSD got P'd when I was tortured by a monster named Earl. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#45. There is a difference between fresh and weird. You never want to throw your reader out of the story. Keep it fresh but natural. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#46. Okay but he has a case for you," she said again, her voice singsong.
"Don't care."
"It's right up your alley. There's been a rash of suicide notes."
"That's not right up my alley. That's, like, two blocks over from my alley. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#47. I'd tried to be washed of my sin once, but I ran out of Dial. Tricky business, that. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#48. Wait, maybe I could get a reality TV contract. We could call it Grim in the City. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#49. Gemma was so determined for me to deal with my PTSD, but I thought I was doing pretty well with it. We were friends now. I had my incontinence under control - Author: Darynda Jones
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#50. Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#51. Thrilled that Reyes and I were outside, and taking that as her cue to get her freak on, Artemis ran around like a gerbil on meth, turning occasionally to make sure we were still watching. And God help us if we weren't. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#52. He's helped me a lot over the years."
"I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours."
"I have skin allergies. I'm itchy. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#53. Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#54. If you can master the opening, you will be leaps and bounds ahead of the competition. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#55. Genius has its limitations.
Insanity ... not so much -Bumper Sticker - Author: Darynda Jones
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#56. In the meantime, I had to get dressed and go to work, because going to work in my pajamas was apparently the definition of unprofessional. Cookie's words. I looked it up though. She was wrong. Webster's mentioned nothing about pajamas. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#57. We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.:
Glitch snorted. More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#58. She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. - E. CORONA Two - Author: Darynda Jones
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#59. I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#60. What you should be asking yourself," he said, indicating Mr. Wong with a nod as the departed man hovered in my corner, "is why a being that ungodly powerful is hanging out in your apartment. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#61. I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it - Author: Darynda Jones
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#62. That boy needs a hobby."
"Stalking is a hobby."
"So is serial killing. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#63. The regular I both feared and salivated to see was names Reyes Farrow. Where others exuded aggression, deception, and insecurity, he literally dripped confidence, sex, and power. Mostly sex. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#64. Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#65. It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the universe. (Not even remotely.) - MEME - Author: Darynda Jones
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#66. I kept my head down and my breathing steady. No idea why. I totally felt like a sniper in the marines. Only I was pregnant. Other than that, and the fact that I couldn't snipe if they'd paid me to, I embodied all that a sniper should be. Stealth. Grace. The patience of a panther on the prowl. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#67. The demons? How many are there?"
"More than even you could handle."
"So, then, there're two? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#68. How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#69. See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong! - Author: Darynda Jones
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#70. I was in a mental asylum? When the fuck did that happen? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#71. The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. - - Author: Darynda Jones
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#72. Restraint: not just for sex anymore. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#73. Anther spasm ripped through me and all I could wonder was why in the world had women been doing this for thousands of years? This was barbaric. This was torture. Never again. Never again as long as I lived would I have another baby, so Beep had better be pretty awesome. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#74. They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#75. It was one thing to die. It was another to lose one's soul. To come to a complete end. To exist no longer. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#76. I'm like crack. People don't want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#77. Denial was not just a river in Egypt. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#78. Because no being can live in a perfect world. Life is destined to fight to survive. To thrive. To prosper. To have more than the have-nots. All life destroys in order to live. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#79. I once signed up for anger management classes but the instructor pissed me off. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#80. Just because I see dead people doesn't mean I want to be dead people. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#81. Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte - Author: Darynda Jones
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#82. Are you free?" he asked. "No, but I'm on sale for a dollar ninety-nine. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#83. There should be one line at every store for people who have their shit together. - TRUE FACT - Author: Darynda Jones
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#84. A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#85. The fastest way to a man's heart is by tearing a hole through his rib cage_T-Shirt - Author: Darynda Jones
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#86. Love New York." I nodded my head. "I only like New York as a friend, but I'm in. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#87. I breathed in the heat that spiraled around him. He gave me every ounce of attention he had to offer, focused like a leopard focusing on his prey, just long enough to cause a warmth to crack open and spill into my chest. Over my stomach. Between my legs. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#88. A friend will help you if someone knocks you down. A best friend will pick up a bat and say, Stay down. I got this. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#89. Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend. - TRUE FACT - Author: Darynda Jones
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#90. I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT - Author: Darynda Jones
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#91. I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn't ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#92. I am a huge believer in revelations and fun twists. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#93. Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in.
"Right there with ya. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#94. My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#95. Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#96. What do you want?"
"You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#97. Thank the gods Ubie'd had her detailed, because blood simmering under the New Mexico sun was never a good scent choice for cars. I preferred pine. Or - Author: Darynda Jones
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#98. And who came up with the animals for these euphemisms, anyway? Why bat shit? Why not cow shit or grasshopper shit? And why don't we give a rat's ass as opposed to a hamster's ass? - Author: Darynda Jones
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#99. Suddenly I'm that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I'll be boiling rabbits. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#100. Aw, thanks. And I repeat, if I die, I'm coming back to haunt you." She thought about that a moment. "You do have a tendency to almost get murdered in the most unlikely places." She - Author: Darynda Jones
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