Top 100 Quotes About Dane
#1. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
Dane Cook
#2. Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Frank Dane
#3. Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Frank Dane
#4. You still smell like the best thing I've ever tasted.
Lauren Dane
#5. Along with the evidence of common sense, researchers have proven scientifically that humans are all one people. We're a lot like dogs in that regard. If a Great Dane interacts (can we say interact?) with a Chihuahua, you get a dog.
Bill Nye
#6. I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.
Dane Cook
#7. Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.
Dane Cook
#8. It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.
Dane Cook
#9. Think of every contact a customer has with your brand as the most important encounter of your life.
Dane Brookes
#10. Gregory: Well, Dane, you could share your impression with my alma mater instead.
Dane: It's a challenge.
Gregory: Glad to hear that hasn't changed. And which part do you find the most challenging?
Dane: Living up to your reputation.
Anne Osterlund
#11. What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
Dane Cook
#12. I'm a nosy old woman, it's a perk of getting old. You can be annoying and people just call you eccentric.
Lauren Dane
#13. I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
Dane Cook
#14. I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
Dane Cook
#15. No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst ... when you think you're drowning.
Dane Cook
#16. The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.
Dane Cook
#17. I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
Dane Cook
#18. True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
Dane Cook
#19. It's funny because I went to a predominantly white school, but for some reason they always picked the musicals that were supposed to be done by totally black casts.
Dane DeHaan
#20. If you get one taste of that man, you will never go back to polos and khakis. That boy is going to rock your world.
Lisa De Jong
#21. If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Dane Cook
#22. I don't want Dane to die, but if I had to pick, I want you...with me forever!" - Christian Stone
Nancy Glynn
#23. He knew he'd be back, because he had a bit of a like on for the very charming, blushing Elise. Like was a good thing between two single adults. Especially if it entailed naked and horizontal moments.
Lauren Dane
#24. I loved the movies and I loved cartoon superheroes - superheroes in general. I had all the pajama costumes and I would wear my underwear on the outside of the pajamas because that's what Superman does.
Dane DeHaan
#25. When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator.
Dane Cook
#26. Sugar, I am not playing a game. This is serious. I mean to woo you, so shut up and let me do it.
Lauren Dane
#27. Writing the opening lines of a story is a bit like starting to ski at the steepest part of a hill. You must have all your skills under control from the first instant.
Marion Dane Bauer
#28. When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
Dane Cook
#29. A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!
Dane Cook
#30. I was an adult before I began to learn that there is a difference between a conversation and an argument.
Marion Dane Bauer
#31. It is curious how believable I can be when I criticize myself, how unconvincing when I give myself praise.
Marion Dane Bauer
#32. I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Dane Cook
#33. When people lie to me they're telling me I'm not worth the truth.
Lauren Dane
#34. Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
Dane Cook
#35. I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
#36. Defeat is most devastating at the moment of victory Saint Dane
D.J. MacHale
#37. There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.
Dane Cook
#38. When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain
Dane Cook
#39. What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.
Dane Cook
#40. Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D.J. MacHale
#41. Not everyone deals with what they don't like or understand in a positive way. Some people are going to judge you. Sometimes it's someone you really love and being rejected by them is incredibly painful.
Lauren Dane
#42. The first time he'd laid eyes on Renee's sister he'd been hooked. Hooked on her scent. The sound of her voice. Her prickly demeanor. Oh how he loved that she could be so bitchy. She was a woman who would brook no bullshit, though he had the feeling she hadn't always been so.
Lauren Dane
#43. Thinking of holding back is blowing it more than pushing your hardest and falling.
Dane Reynolds
#44. You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
Dane Cook
#45. You're weird. I thought brothers were supposed to pretend their sisters were sexless."
...
"I'm your brother, not an idiot. If he hurts you, I'll crush him, but I want you to be happy. You want him and that's enough for me.
Lauren Dane
#46. From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell it on eBay."
"Social Services," I said. "She hasn't thought of eBay yet.
Lisa Kleypas
#47. I've never played a Dane in a movie. I've had offers to be in Danish movies, including for some good directors, but I either had a job at the time or, when I was available, the movie just didn't happen. Hopefully someday I'll do one.
Viggo Mortensen
#48. Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!
Dane Cook
#49. Are there glass shards in my anus?
Dane Cook
#51. I want to hold you and shelter you, but I don't want to dim your light, angel. Do you understand the difference?
Lauren Dane
#52. I was a big 'Blue Valentine' fan. I really loved that movie. And I thought the performances were just unbelievably real, which is certainly what I always strive for in my work.
Dane DeHaan
#53. Young? Yes. He probably had wrenches older than she was.
Lauren Dane
#54. It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.
Dane Cook
#55. I make really good chicken soup, sort of from scratch. I don't make my own stock. I just use a base like a chicken stock, but everything else, all the ingredients, I do on my own.
Eric Dane
#56. You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.
Dane Cook
#57. Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.
Dane Cook
#58. There is a greater war, Uhtred. Not the fight between Saxon and Dane, but between God and the devil, between good and evil! We are part of it!
Bernard Cornwell
#60. I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that.
Dane Cook
#61. All right. And if any of you get hurt I'm going to be really mad. I sleep with a Glock next to my bed so don't think I'm joking. I will shoot you if you don't make sure Gibson gets back here safely
Lauren Dane
#62. My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.
Dane Cook
#63. I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
Dane Cook
#64. Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.
Dane Cook
#65. I always wanted to be an actor, but my top three favorite actors of all time are Al Pacino, James Dean and Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Dane DeHaan
#66. I won't take no for a question.
Dane Cook
#67. Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
Dane Cook
#68. Google didn't invent the technologies behind AJAX (in fact Microsoft did),
Dane Cameron
#69. It sounds like if it weren't for your boyfriend, you'd be eating meat."
"Probably," I admitted. "But I agree with Dane's take on the issues, and most of the time it's not a problem for me. Unfortunately, I'm temptable."
"I like that in a woman. It almost makes up for your conscience.
Lisa Kleypas
#70. I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.
Dane Cook
#71. Life can be about taking chances and finding really great things and yes, failing sometimes. Or it can be about wondering what if because you never dared to try.
Lauren Dane
#72. I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
Dane Cook
#73. I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.
Dane Cook
#74. You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.
Saint Dane
D.J. MacHale
#75. I'm really great in other peoples relationships.
Dane Cook
#77. If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.
Dane Cook
#78. A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
Frank Dane
#79. Focus. She's Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane's butt like that? ~ Zach
Monique DeVere
#80. I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.
Dane Cook
#81. I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper.
Cameron Dane
#82. Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
Dane Cook
#83. He trailed off as he saw the books. Piles and stacks of them beside the sofa, another stack on the coffee table, a sea of them on her dining table.
Jesus Christ, Dane, you need treatment.
Nora Roberts
#84. When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.
Dane Cook
#85. Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
Dane Cook
#86. Look at you. How did you happen to me?"
Gods, shew as just going to cry if he kept this up.
"I just ... there's no one else. Ever. It's you until I no longer draw breath.
Lauren Dane
#87. We never pay anyone Dane-geld, no matter how trifling the cost. For the end of that game is oppression and shame and the nation that plays it is lost!
Rudyard Kipling
#88. Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Frank Dane
#89. I'm not racist, I've got a black president.
Dane Cook
#90. His fear came from needing her. It was the danger to her life that frightened him.
Anne Osterlund
#91. I've been with Dane for four years," I managed to say. "He understands me in a way you don't."
"I can learn you."
-Ella & Jack
Lisa Kleypas
#92. I'm not so sure I believe in dopplegangers. I just prefer to be Dane DeHaan.
Dane DeHaan
#93. The last thing I want to do is harm her. Especially now. She's in me. I breathed her in. I kissed her and took a good long taste. This is not just a female I enjoy. This one is so much more than that. My beast has chosen and the man seems to agree.
Lauren Dane
#94. I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
Dane Cook
#95. Life is a game I adore. I just wish someone had given me the rule book sooner.
Dane Waters
#96. Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.
Dane Cook
#97. Your style guide is your most loyal brand protector.
Dane Brookes
#98. Even if you become sympathetic for somebody who has done something terrible, I don't think that necessarily makes what they did look cool.
Dane DeHaan
#99. It's not enough to picture their outward appearance. Give them a background and sphere of influence.
Jordan Dane
#100. I do like to cook. But I only cook a few things, but those few things I do really well.
Eric Dane
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