Quotes About Crisps

#1. And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

Thom Yorke

#2. The guard, clearly overdoing it with the steroids, had a head that looked like two old crisps taped to an Easter egg. There

Paul Mitchell

#3. Trays of pastries from his castle kitchens, cream swans and spun-sugar unicorns, lemon cakes in the shape of roses, spiced honey biscuits and blackberry tarts, apple crisps and wheels of buttery cheese.

George R R Martin

#4. I don't always want a big meal after work - just some crisps and wine!

Saffron Burrows

#5. Math is "maths," an elevator is a "lift," a truck is a "lorry," a flashlight is a "torch," and "crisps" are what they call potato chips, while "chips" over here means French fries. Just as riding the double-decker buses thrills me, I get a thrill out of hearing people talk.

Heather Vogel Frederick

#6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest - Yo ho ho and a packet of crisps." "Any

Terry Pratchett

#7. I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

Noel Fielding

#8. I am very curvy, so the vintage stores suit me better than most designers. I just can't seem to give up crisps, or make my boobs shrink for that matter. Alas, I will never fit a size zero.

Marina And The Diamonds

#9. These are fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television, saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions, and no one wants to see round women.

Karl Lagerfeld

#10. Sex has never been an obsession with me. It's just like eating a bag of crisps. Quite nice, but nothing marvellous.

Boy George

#11. When we'd finished our ice creams Mum produced two cheese salad rolls, two packets of salt-and-vinegar crisps, two mini chocolate rolls, two apples, two bananas and two cartons of orange juice.

Jacqueline Wilson

#12. The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat.

Naomi Campbell

#13. If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

Russell Brand

#14. So what I did was stuff my face with anything around, any old rubbish, burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of it, till I felt sick - but at least I'd had the pleasure of stuffing my face and feeling really full.

John Prescott

#15. Size zero doesn't make you happy, and I'm not sure I have the discipline for Hollywood. I'm too much of a fan of chocolate and crisps.

Honeysuckle Weeks

#16. Nev was the man in the parlor and the painter in his studio, the banker and the rugby player. The boyfriend who bought her prawn crisps and rubbed her back when she cried. The tender lover. The caged beast who came out to play when they got naked together. He could be any of them.

Ruthie Knox

#17. I couldn't really take a girl from Berlin to live in Leeds. I love it here. I miss the Yorkshire sense of humor and things like bitter and Yorkshire puddings, but I can still get my hands on salt 'n' vinegar crisps.

Sam Riley

#18. She always puts crisps in her sarnies.

Lesley Jones

#19. Plank to base. I require urgent backup. Repeat. Urgent backup. Am knackered. Repeat. Knackered. And can you pick me up a bag of ready salted crisps on the way? Repeat. Ready salted crisps. Urgent. Over.

David Walliams

#20. I would snack on crisps and chocolate and my meals weren't the best. I ate lots of steak with creamy sauces, chips and peas, washed down with wine and a pudding.

Jennifer Ellison

#21. I couldn't have invented crisps ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps ... I invented apples ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

Noel Fielding

#22. Perhaps Mother was trying to shame her into losing weight. In truth, it only made Chloe more miserable, and being miserable only made her eat more. Filling herself up with chocolate, crisps and cake felt like being given a much-needed hug.

David Walliams

#23. May your crust be crisp and your bread always rise!

Peter Reinhart

#24. I never thought I'd have the urge to fuck someone to death.

R.K. Lilley

#25. If you can't reduce your argument to a few crisp words and phrases,
there's something wrong with your argument.

Maurice Saatchi

#26. Oh," said the Duke of Wellington, not much interested, "they are still complaining about that, are they?

Susanna Clarke

#27. Yesterday is another world. I want to go back there.

David Levithan

#28. I'm not into looking crisp. That's not how I dress or who I am.

Reggie Watts

#29. I suppose they're confident. I think younger guys love the idea of a divorced woman who's going to teach them how to be a man.

Jerry Hall

#30. -no, I was a strange new Zelda Sayre released from all constrictions, drunk with the timeless rhythms of sea and sun and passion, more daring and oblivious to danger than I'd ever been before.

Therese Anne Fowler

#31. the force of the water drop that hollows the stone. A small daily task, if it be really daily, will beat the labors of a spasmodic Hercules.

Laura Vanderkam

#32. Quentin Crisp said it to me; now I say it to you: say yes to everything.

Martin Firrell

#33. We'll burn your store right down to a crisp.

Ice Cube

#34. Any sufficiently crisp question can be answered by a single binary digit-0 or 1, yes or no.

Carl Sagan

#35. I'm honored to be at the side of Michele Bachmann. She is a great congresswoman. She is a great human being, and she is a true American patriot.

Jon Voight