Quotes About Crazy Cousins

#1. The child alone a poet is:
Spring and Fairyland are his.

Robert Graves

#2. I used to be scared of the Candyman. You'd say his name three times in the mirror and then he'd come get you. I was terrified of that stuff becoming true. My older cousins used to say things to make us believe crazy stories like that, so I was scared of the Candymanuntil I knew better.

Tony Harrison

#3. There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

Barry Humphries

#4. A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?

Henny Youngman

#5. I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my cousins pulled the plug. And the amount of joking and base humor that went on that day around her bed was so insane. It's crazy how people talk when something horrible is happening.

Amanda Peet

#6. Let me not die unremembered.

Aaron Dembski-Bowden

#7. Life is not a submarine.

Anne Lamott

#8. Once you shift your thoughts for the better, your world begins to shift with them.

Marcey Shapiro

#9. A healer of others, himself diseased.

Plutarch

#10. Nothing is too absurd to be said by some of the philosophers.

Marcus Tullius Cicero