Quotes About Corny Jokes

#1. Indeed, the first thing you might learn, in considering jokes, is that Marcel Duchamp's urinal was one - quite a good one the first time around, corny by mid-twentieth century, and downright stupid today.

Roger Scruton

#2. Americans can't stand any stranger looking them in the face. They take it as an insult. It's something they don't forgive. And every American carries a gun. If they catch you, a stranger, looking them in the face, they will shoot.

Okey Ndibe

#3. I've always tried out my material on my dogs first. Years ago, when my red setter chewed up the manuscript of 'Of Mice and Men,' I said at the time that the dog must have been an excellent literary critic.

John Steinbeck

#4. I picture heaven as a vast library, with unlimited volumes to read. And paintings and statues to examine galore. I picture it as a great doorway to learning ... rather than one great dull answer to all our questions

Anne Rice

#5. For the human species to evolve, the conversation must deepen.

Margaret Mead

#6. Awards shows have devolved into self-parodies - liberals in limos, corny insider jokes delivered by the hosts among bad teleprompter reading from the some of the best thespians on the planet.

John Ridley

#7. For Our Purposes, I define "reading" as looking at printed words and getting enough meaning from them to satisfy your purpose.

Peter Kump

#8. It's like he's determined not to see the good in anything.

Jojo Moyes

#9. Strangeness is a necessary ingredient in beauty.

Charles Baudelaire

#10. My nationalism, fierce though it is, is not exclusive, is not devised to harm any nation or individual.

Mahatma Gandhi

#11. Offset is helping to expand our relationship with large enterprises and serve a broader set of imaging.

Jon Oringer

#12. Grouchy is a typical habit of the victims.

Toba Beta

#13. Blow jobs are okay, but kissing clients is still a taboo.

Annie Sprinkle

#14. Here is a good joke. The little boy walks into an ice cream store, He asks for a sundae with extra hot fudge sauce. 'I'm sorry." says tje ice cream man. "Hot fudge only comes in one temperature." Mark, Florida

Susan Magsamen

#15. It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.

Brian P. Cleary