Quotes About Christmas Goodies

#1. Farmers' markets are one of my favourite sources for Christmas goodies.

Sheherazade Goldsmith

#2. There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

Tim Robbins

#3. Do you think they vacuum every day, like we do?

Jojo Moyes

#4. The best military policy is to attack strategies; the next to attack alliances; the next to attack soldiers.

Sun Tzu

#5. If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying to make them come out coherently.

Patton Oswalt

#6. Millie, honey, Josh is gone." Millie

Lori Soard

#7. Natural men may have lively impressions on their imaginations; and we can't determine but that the devil, who transforms himself into an angel of light, may cause imaginations of an outward beauty, or visible glory, and of sounds and speeches and other such things;

Jonathan Edwards

#8. The human race has entered a stage where we are all dependent on each other. No other country or nation should be regarded in total separation from another, let alone pitted against another.

Mikhail Gorbachev

#9. My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty

Janet Jackson

#10. If her face were a puzzle, most would put it back in the box, unfinished. Moreover,

Jay Kristoff

#11. When words lose their meaning and their capacity to bind those who use them, neither democracy nor the rule of law can long survive.

Austin Sarat

#12. People Who Do Things exceed my endurance;
God, for a man that solicits insurance!

Dorothy Parker

#13. By the Lord, Reule better bed that Wench soon! Mara is going to start thinking her p***y is made of gold if I keep frequenting her bed like this!
-Rye
Drink of Me

Jacquelyn Frank