Top 12 Quotes About Chicken Crossing The Road

#1. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

Steven Wright

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#2. Incineration does not equal human digestion; eating a fireplace log will not store the same number of calories as burning one will produce.

Timothy Ferriss

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#3. As they grew sloppier and less alert, the twins argued too loudly about whether Tiger Lily was ugly or beautiful, and finally agreed that she was "ugly beautiful".
Tiger Lily pretended she hadn't heard, but her heart slowed to absorb the blow.

Jodi Lynn Anderson

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#4. Thus, seamed with many scars Bursting these prison bars, Up to its native stars My soul ascended! There from the flowing bowl Deep drinks the warrior's soul, Skoal! to the Northland! skoal! Thus the tale ended.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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#5. Every war involves a greater or less relapse into barbarism. War, indeed, in its details, is the essence of inhumanity. It dehumanizes. It may save the state, but it destroys the citizen.

Christian Nestell Bovee

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#6. Advent means "coming." Note that it is an action in progress, an act not yet accomplished, one we look forward to with renewed hope. Therefore, it is a time of expectation and preparation. It is a time of waiting and watching, of preparing our hearts and minds for the coming of Jesus Christ.

Nan Lewis Doerr

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#7. If I had known That day follows the night, That every shadow is cast by light, I would have understood The actions that he took.

Felix O. Hartmann

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#8. It was impossible to reason with a negro-that the only way to keep him in his place was to keep him under fear.

Henry Carter Stuart

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#9. I can't stand accessories.

Jules Asner

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#10. Even after 400 generations in villages and cities, we haven't forgotten. The open road still softly calls, like a nearly forgotten song of childhood.

Carl Sagan

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#11. At one point I had a stretch where it was working on 'In Treatment,' then 'True Blood,' then 'Durham County,' then 'True Blood,' then 'In Treatment' again. If I didn't have that little dose of 'True Blood' in the middle, I might have lost my mind.

Michelle Forbes

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#12. I was a VIP, a Very Iranian Person, and things just take longer for us.

Firoozeh Dumas

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