Quotes About Cheapskates

#1. Cheapskates ... are too self-confident - and frankly too smart - to spend money on things they don't need and probably don't even want, simply to impress others or just because they can.

Jeff Yeager

#2. Monty Python paid me £20,000 to write, direct and assemble them - the cheapskates! I told them I'd never earned less in a year since leaving Cambridge. The first show sold out in 43 seconds and we ended up performing ten in total. We had no idea there would be such demand.

Eric Idle

#3. I need someone who believes that the sun will rise again but who does not fear my darkness. Someone who can point out the rocks in my way without making me a child by carrying me. Someone who can stand in thunder and watch the lightning and believe in a rainbow.

Joe Mahoney

#4. I belong a Yankee. I'm really happy that I got the chance to sign a good contract, and really happy that I got the chance to stay with the Yankees. Going elsewhere, I was going to hear the offers, but the Yankees made it really tough.

Jorge Posada

#5. Meet Bob...

Bob is in this cage because he tried to steal my cookie.

Haha Bob,

Haha.

Stanley Fischer

#6. Titles are valuable; they make us acquainted with many persons who otherwise would be lost among the rubbish.

Josh Billings

#7. God bless America, and no place else.

Chris Rock

#8. The large executive chair elevates the sitter. and it is covered with the skin of some animal, preferably your predecessor.

Emilio Ambasz

#9. Bought the president the Louis presidential briefcase Never been a cheapskate

Nicki Minaj

#10. Still she haunts me, phantomwise, Alice moving under skies Never seen by waking eyes.

Lewis Carroll

#11. A lot of time, with stories, I'll start out with a title and try to dream myself into the story that it evokes - a kind of subconscious exercise in which I'm trawling for some kind of entryway into fiction.

Dan Chaon

#12. Creating art alone doesn't seem to fill us up, in my opinion, until we begin to truly communicate with it.

Gary Holland

#13. Sherrif when the man pulls that switch, Sir
And snaps my poor head back,
You make sure my pretty baby
Is sittin' right there on my lap.

Bruce Springsteen

#14. Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses because of the death tax, that means less money is being invested in new jobs and capital expansion.

Todd Tiahrt

#15. The militia, who are in fact the effective part of the people at large, will render many troops quite unecessary. They will form a powerful check upon the regular troops, and will generally be sufficient to over-awe them

Tench Coxe

#16. Productivity growth is the only possible way to achieve prosperity.

Mario Draghi

#17. Erotica is not porn. It's explicit romance.

Tammy-Louise Wilkins