Top 100 Quotes About Charles Schulz
#1. My mother, in the style of the times, told me I could do anything I set my sights on. She said I could be the president, an astronaut, or the next Charles Schulz. I believed her because at that point in my life I hadn't yet noticed the pattern of her deceptions.
Scott Adams
#2. Some of my favorite media is the still cartoon that you can sit and study. You can get amazing metaphors across really quickly. I'm in awe of a Charles Schulz.
Bob Peterson
#3. Everyone cites [Charles Schulz], but it's with good reason. He taught me timing, tone, character development, practically everything.
Stephan Pastis
#4. I remember that Charles Schulz, at the end of his life, had eyes full of tears for Charlie Brown. I thought about the reason for all his emotion: he had lived for 50 years with them.
David Mazzucchelli
#5. I want the 'Roots' biopic to be animated - I see Charles Schulz drawing us. I think it would be more hilarious with the voices of children.
Questlove
#6. I was a Charles Schulz kind of guy. I didn't read comics books. The Warner Bros. guys were great - Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng.
Bob Peterson
#7. There are two ways to look at my publishing career. One is that I'm a novelist churning out books, who is eight into a series; the other way is that I'm a cartoonist, just starting out. Most cartoonists have long careers: Charles Schulz drew Peanuts for 50 years.
Jeff Kinney
#8. All you need is love,
But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
#9. The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!"
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
Charles M. Schulz
#12. When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?"
"Only if you had your hand stamped ...
Charles M. Schulz
#14. It's your money or you'll be wearing cement shoes - Peppermint Patty
Charles M. Schulz
#15. I think I've discovered the secret of life
you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz
#19. That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
Charles M. Schulz
#20. Don't sit there watching TV without your glasses! Do you want to ruin your eyes?!"
"My opthalmologist says that not wearing glasses cannot hurt the eyes even if those glasses are badly needed for adequate vision."
"What does your opthalmologist think of the foreign situation?
Charles M. Schulz
#21. Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry ... I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
Charles M. Schulz
#22. Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schulz
#23. The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.
Charles M. Schulz
#24. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
#27. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Charles M. Schulz
#29. I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
#30. I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.
Charles M. Schulz
#31. I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!
Charles M. Schulz
#32. Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Charles M. Schulz
#34. More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.
Charles M. Schulz
#36. For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!"
"And then the game started!
Charles M. Schulz
#37. Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!"
"Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?"
"It's probably not serious ... Second or third-aid will do.
Charles M. Schulz
#38. Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance.
Charles M. Schulz
#40. Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie Brown hit that ball?"
"No... I'm not prepared to have the world come to an end!
Charles M. Schulz
#41. The rain washed away my pitcher's mound ... I'm a pitcher without a mound ... I'm a lost soul ... I'm like a politician out of office."
"Or a sailor without an ocean ... "
"Or a boy without a girl ...
Charles M. Schulz
#43. Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
Charles M. Schulz
#44. Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness ... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.
Charles M. Schulz
#45. You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy ... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better ... Something just a shade more friendly ... "
"How about 'Dear Fatty'?
Charles M. Schulz
#46. All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.
Charles M. Schulz
#47. Sometimes I ask myself questions... Sometimes I ask myself, is this your real life or is this just a pilot film? Is my life a thirty-nine week series or is it a special?"
"Whatever it is, your ratings are down... Five cents, please!
Charles M. Schulz
#48. Ten milligrams equals one centigram. Ten decigrams equals one gram. Ten grams equals one grampa."
"Keep going ... I can hardly wait to see what comes next ...
Charles M. Schulz
#49. I've tried to be a better person ... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried ... "
"Nice try ... Five cents, please!
Charles M. Schulz
#50. There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people ... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
Charles M. Schulz
#52. Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.
Charles M. Schulz
#53. Do you think if two people liked the same thing, it could bring them closer together?"
"Certainly ... Take classical music, for instance ... Two people who shared a love for Beethoven could become very close ... "
"How about TV?
Charles M. Schulz
#55. Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.
Charles M. Schulz
#56. I think I know what's wrong with you ... Walk up onto that pitcher's mound ... Does your stomach hurt now?"
"Yes! Ow! Ooo! Yes!"
"All right, now come down off the mound ... There ... Has it stopped hurting?"
"Yes ... Yes, I think it has!"
"There's your trouble ... Five cents, please!
Charles M. Schulz
#57. I never seem to know what's going on ... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened ... I must have missed all the rehearsals.
Charles M. Schulz
#58. May I ask a question, Lucy?"
"Go right ahead!"
"Just why do you want to draw this line all the way around the world?"
"Well, you know the old saying, Charlie Brown ... You have to draw the line someplace!
Charles M. Schulz
#59. Sometimes, when you walk by the home
of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window ... She waves at you, and you wave back ... But it's her grandmother ...
Charles M. Schulz
#60. I've been thinking ... Maybe you're a mockingbird ... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds ... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.
Charles M. Schulz
#61. Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course ... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm ... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!
Charles M. Schulz
#62. What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?"
"Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!
Charles M. Schulz
#63. A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet ... Which reminds me a lot of myself!
Charles M. Schulz
#64. Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
Charles M. Schulz
#65. Try not to have a good time ... this is supposed to be educational.
Charles M. Schulz
#68. One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese ... "
"How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?
Charles M. Schulz
#69. No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.
Charles M. Schulz
#71. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Charles M. Schulz
#73. Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Charles M. Schulz
#75. Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
Charles M. Schulz
#76. Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
#77. Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
Charles M. Schulz
#79. These rocks are a release for my pent-up emotions. When I feel all tied up inside, I just stand here and throw rocks into that vacant lot!"
"Hello, Charlie Brown, you blockhead!"
"Sometimes I think I'm kind of a vacant lot myself ...
Charles M. Schulz
#82. I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
Charles M. Schulz
#83. Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
Charles M. Schulz
#84. Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.
Charles M. Schulz
#86. Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.
Charles M. Schulz
#87. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over ... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, boy, there's an original thought!
Charles M. Schulz
#88. Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Charles M. Schulz
#89. There's our excuse ... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!
Charles M. Schulz
#90. Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.
Charles M. Schulz
#91. Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
Charles M. Schulz
#92. Charlie Brown says that we're put here on earth to make others happy."
"Is that why we're here? I guess I'd better start doing a better job ... I'd hate to be shipped back!
Charles M. Schulz
#93. Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
Charles M. Schulz
#94. See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo."
"He says he's not your sweet babboo."
"What does he know?
Charles M. Schulz
#95. Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M. Schulz
#96. You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am ... Carry on.
Charles M. Schulz
#97. The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!
Charles M. Schulz
#98. Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
Charles M. Schulz
#99. Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by ...
Charles M. Schulz
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