Quotes About Caddies

#1. Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

#2. The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark.

Gene Sarazen

#3. His guests found it fun to watch him make tea
mixing careful spoonfuls from different caddies.

James Hilton

#4. A man can never have too many books. Neither can he have too many fountain pens, hats, fishing rods, waistcoats, tea caddies, paintings or whatever helps him to feel at home in his surroundings and communicate his personality to the world.

Fennel Hudson

#5. All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

Lee Trevino

#6. Until Lee Elder, the only blacks at the Masters were caddies or waiters. To ask a black man what he feels about the traditions of the Masters is like asking him how he feels about his forefathers who were slaves.

Calvin Peete

#7. There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.

Dan Jenkins

#8. I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?"

Ken Green

#9. Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

Lee Trevino

#10. I love baseball, but being here (in the United States), I've been able to play golf every day. I can't play in Japan because every course has caddies, and the caddies all want autographs and don't want to let me golf.

Ichiro Suzuki

#11. Probably the best caddies are the smartest ones and the ones that are switched on mentally more than some of the others maybe.

Lee Westwood

#12. I try to respect everybody out here: players, caddies, fans, media.

Phil Mickelson

#13. Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#14. I think all actors have addictive personalities.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

#15. Conrad might be on his way to achieving godhead and wouldn't that be a kick in the ass?

Laird Barron

#16. If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

Dan Jenkins

#17. When I push, the top part of the leg goes ahead of the bottom part, and you can hear a big plonk when it comes back. My caddie said 'What the hell was that?!

Jean Van De Velde

#18. I openly talk about my past because we should embrace our mistakes and our dark times, because without them we'd never have the lessons and the light.

Kathryn Perez

#19. According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

Herbert Wind

#20. Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

JoAnne Carner

#21. I began missing you even before we met.

Kamand Kojouri

#22. Friend: So, what do you wanna be when you're older!

Me: Oh! Well I

Brain: Dead

Me: No brain not now

Brain: Dead in the ground

Me: Shut the fuck up

Brain: A dead ass fucker in the ground

Unknown

#23. We live in a culture where everything tastes good but nothing satisfies.

Daniel Pinchbeck

#24. The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Seve Ballesteros

#25. If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

George Archer

#26. It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Bob Hope

#27. Light sufferings give us leisure to complain.

John Dryden

#28. Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you.

Stephen Potter

#29. My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.

Samuel Goldwyn

#30. If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

Helen Gurley Brown

#31. I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

JoAnne Carner

#32. Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie.

Arnold Haultain

#33. If you know the dark, you find it has a light of its own to let you see.

Leslie Ford