Quotes About Business Majors

#1. Now, most of the time you couldn't be too sure of the quality of the drug. Although, in my experience the stuff was always of a very high quality, because back then we didn't have business majors peddling lower-quality stuff in an effort to increase profits.

Lewis Black

#2. Your thoughts and emotions will dictate the kind of life you will have.

Jayson Engay

#3. I never played with anything like toys.

Karl Lagerfeld

#4. On behalf of the newspaper industry I wish to announce some changes we're making to serve you better. When I say 'serve you better,' I mean 'increase our profits.' We newspapers are very big on profits these days. We're a business, just like any other business, except that we employ English majors.

Dave Barry

#5. The stock market goes nuts over any company that so much as mentions the word Internet. All this proves to me is that the boneheads on Wall Street are as dumb as they were in college when they had to switch their majors to business to keep from flunking out.

John C. Dvorak

#6. It's a bit cliche, but you can't go wrong by writing what you know. Even if you're a horrible writer, your own knowledge and experience is unrivaled. Nobody knows what you know like you know what you know. The way you see things is pretty unique.

Issa Rae

#7. Sleep is a mirror of life in which can be seen the reflection of death.

Wasif Ali Wasif

#8. What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

Olin Miller

#9. Acting is a tough business, and the percentage of people who make it is very low - it's about 1 percent.

Lee Majors

#10. There's no difference in dealing with the music business with the majors than any other competition. The music business is way more cutthroat than any other business.

Suge Knight

#11. I knew a lot about what I did when I was 20. I had read a lot, and I aspired to learn everything I could about the subject.

Warren Buffett

#12. I'm glad to know you have a sense of humor." "I'm a vampire, not a zombie." "Good to know.

Chloe Neill

#13. We begin to live authentically only where philosophy ends, at its wreck, when we have understood its terrible nullity, when we have understood that it was futile to resort to it, that it is no help.

Emil Cioran