Quotes About Business Jargon

#1. Human relationships are about communicating. Business jargon should be banished in favor of simple English. Simplicity is a sign of truth and a criterion of beauty. Complexity can be a way of hiding the truth.

Helena Rubinstein

#2. Defoe was level and anyone who says otherwise is picking hairs

John Motson

#3. We may pretend we are basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole of history proves otherwise.

Terry Hands

#4. Pole vaulting is an event of high and lows.

Jenn Suhr

#5. Eyes, so easily deceived, might judge more rightly with lids closed, allowing ears and heart to remain wide open."
from "The Beauty of Ugh

Richelle E. Goodrich

#6. I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

Barry Goldwater

#7. Life has its rhythm and we have ours. They're designed to coexist in harmony, so that when we do what is ours to do and otherwise let life be, we garner acceptance and serenity.

Victoria Moran

#8. You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

Stephen Colbert

#9. You had to appreciate the small things in life when the big things made you want to curl up in the corner in the fetal position and give up.

Mia Sheridan

#10. Only communist regimes have churned out more jargon than modern business.

Corinne Maier

#11. Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery

Nicki Minaj

#12. Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

David Ogilvy