Quotes About Burps

#1. The sky grew darker, and the light abandoned the daytime, so that we found ourselves always moving in a timeless murk, the only way to discern the hour the taste of sour burps, toothpaste in the morning, redolent in the afternoon of the jellied beef of school cafetetria meals

Jeffrey Eugenides

#2. I'd really like to find out if the queen burps or trumps.

Suzanne Shaw

#3. The author says his young son, adopted from South Korea, occasionally burps and says thank you but otherwise is doing all right.

Jim Bouton

#4. Does history repeat itself, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce? No, that's too grand, too considered a process. History just burps, and we taste again that raw-onion sandwich it swallowed centuries ago.

Julian Barnes

#5. A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.

Teresa Bloomingdale

#6. When he's connected up to your nervous system, you'll be able to make him whistle, hiss, roar, flap his wings, and spit sparks, though it may take a few days to assimilate him into your body picture. Don't be surprised if at first he just burps and looks seasick. Take your shirt off, please.

Samuel R. Delany

#7. Nothing burps better than bacon.

Ed O'Neill

#8. People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

Bob McKenzie

#9. Truth, which is important to a scholar, has got to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud.

Jeane Kirkpatrick

#10. But as soon as the thought enters my mind, another one swims in and eats the first one like a shark. Fuck that, it burps.

Libba Bray

#11. You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr

#12. History is a raw onion sandwich, it just repeats, it burps. We've seen it again and again this year. Same old story, Same old oscillation between tyranny and rebellion, war and peace, prosperity and impoverishment

Julian Barnes

#13. Her thoughts ran in cannibal circles.

Seth Dickinson

#14. There is no future. This is the season. Get to the Super Bowl.

Troy Vincent

#15. Evolution is the most important battle that Christians have to fight today, a battle we must win by any means, fair or foul!

Hank Hanegraaff

#16. If we knew the truth, we'd see it; all else is system and outskirts.

Fernando Pessoa

#17. Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy.

Jet Li

#18. Righteousness gives a person the right to God's protection.

Sunday Adelaja

#19. When we push for immediate results and instant healing, we never inhabit the important in-between phase, which is where much of the learning and growth actually happen.

Bo Forbes

#20. I'm not saying that I don't like the success of the job, but I really like going to work every day and I really like coming home and feeling satisfied with what I did today.

Norman Reedus

#21. Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There's a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species.

Michele Bachmann

#22. It is not of so much consequence what you say, as how you say it. Memorable sentences are memorable on account of some single irradiating word.

Alexander Smith

#23. Abandon the idea that you will forever be the victim of the things that have happened to you. Choose to be a victor.

Seth Adam Smith