Quotes About Bowling Balls

#1. I'd been chased by Valkyries. I'd been chased by elves with firearms. I'd been chased by dwarves with a tank. Now, lucky me, I got to be chased by giants with giant bowling balls.

Rick Riordan

#2. Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

Dave Barry

#3. She looked like the well put-together mom I would never be. Of course, she wasn't a full-time, single mom and therefore had time for things like hair appointments and manicures. Also, her body had not pushed four bowling balls out her vagina, so she had that going for her too.

Rachel Higginson

#4. If you go running, you put on sneakers. When you go bowling, you take your personal bowling balls with you. In much the same fashion, it won't be long before you have your special sunglasses to take to the movie theater.

Jeffrey Katzenberg

#5. That day, getting through my world was like trying to swim in a pool of warm mayonnaise while carrying two bowling balls.

Anonymous

#6. I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

Kirstie Alley

#7. Oh, heads are going to roll for this. I'm going to set up a special lane and use their skulls for bowling balls.

Julie Kagawa

#8. I think longer that you sit on a screenplay the longer you sit. I'm a firm believer that you can write the magic out of a movie, out of a screenplay. I'm not saying that the first draft is always the best draft but a lot of times the magic is in the first couple of drafts. T

Todd Farmer

#9. You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

Jim Gaffigan

#10. A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

Homer

#11. This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

Phyllis Diller

#12. At the core of my work there is this eternal back-and-forth between being confined to one's own individuality and that longing to be part of the other, the outside world: the impossibility of ever being able to get beneath another person's skin.

Beat Streuli

#13. Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it.

Ryan Stiles

#14. Today, with a recording, he can hear the thing enough times until he really gets acquainted with the language, and then he can begin to make an estimate of the intrinsic, aesthetic value of that piece of music.

Leo Ornstein

#15. I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

Jessica Simpson

#16. Find a way to get back in to the game, find a way to build a partnership, find a way to get bowling partnerships, find a way to catch a ball, find a way to stop it.

Shane Warne

#17. I often thought how peculiar my life must look to someone reading those letters, far away.

Donna Tartt

#18. It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

Jessica Simpson

#19. In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.

Dave Barry

#20. Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one.

Harold Larwood

#21. I never want to discourage anyone who chooses the arts as a path because it's hard enough to make it in this business or even get ahead.

Nicole Appleton

#22. I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls.

K.A. Mitchell

#23. "I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball."

Lawrence Taylor

#24. Good short-story collections, like good record albums, are almost always hit-and-miss affairs - successful if they include three or four great tracks, wildly successful if they have five. And that's as it should be.

Walter Kirn

#25. You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

Demetri Martin