Quotes About Being Perturbed

#1. When I finished my residency in New Orleans, I went to L.A. where I would work as a doctor during the day, and then at night I would actually go to The Improv and do standup, all the while kind of cultivating my comedy resume.

Ken Jeong

#2. Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

Bob Saget

#3. But even the thickest walls have doors.

Diana Gabaldon

#4. I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids. It's going to be a big mess over that.

Joseph Jackson

#5. I come from a place where we feel like we're not represented in the national media.

Shepard Smith

#6. It doesn't matter who's in the box. You go after them and get them out the best way you can.

Roy Oswalt

#7. The centre of gravity of any parallelogram lies on the straight line joining the middle points of opposite sides.

Archimedes

#8. At first, this earth, a stage so gloomed with woe
You all but sicken at the shifting scenes
And yet be patient. Our playwright may show
In some filth act what this wild drama means.

Jack London

#9. I appreciate the little things in life because it adds up to everything.

Lisa M. Cronkhite

#10. You can't be creative when you're completely happy.

Pink

#11. I didn't care if we ever quit practicing. I loved it. The only other guy I ever knew who loved it as much was Jerry Duncan. He would beg to practice even when he was hurt. I've actually seen him cry because the trainer told him he couldn't scrimmage.

Bear Bryant