Quotes About Being Constipated

#1. I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.

Marvin Gaye

#2. For a moment he felt a wild hope: perhaps this really was a nightmare. Perhaps he would awake in his own bed, bathed in sweat, shaking, maybe even crying ... but alive. Safe. Then he pushed the thought away. Its charm was deadly, its comfort fatal.

Stephen King

#3. What do you think spies are: priests, saints, and martyrs? They're a squalid procession of vain fools, traitors too, yes; pansies, sadists, and drunkards, people who play cowboys and Indians to brighten their rotten lives. Do you think they sit like monks in London balancing the rights and wrongs?

John Le Carre

#4. True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.

Henry David Thoreau

#5. We're mostly macrobiotic, but sometimes I take the family out for a pizza.

John Lennon

#6. In a cell like mine you very quickly become aware of your body. You can grow to hate your body. And your body is all you have: this was the curious thought that kept floating up through my rage.

V.S. Naipaul

#7. If you make me your authority, you harm yourself because you will not see things for yourself, and you harm me too because you refuse to see me as I am.

Anthony De Mello

#8. Infinite mercy flows continually
But you're asleep and can't see it.

Rumi

#9. If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more constipated your whole being.

Jaggi Vasudev

#10. Christianity knows no truth which is not the child of love and the parent of duty.

Phillips Brooks