Quotes About Being Burgled

#1. Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.

Mike Harding

#2. Business is so much lower a thing than learning that a man used to the last cannot easily bring his stomach down to the first.

E. F. L. Wood, 1st Earl Of Halifax

#3. You can look at a slum or a peasant village, but it is only by entering into the world - by living in it -that you begin to understand what it is like to be powerless, to be like Christ.

Penny Lernoux

#4. What makes this danger so terrible is that humans tip the balance of your world. No other species can make such a difference, for good or ill. If humans can live in harmony with other forms of life, the world rejoices. If not, the world suffers
and may not survive.

T.A. Barron

#5. Surrender is a state of living in the flow, trusting what is, and being open to serendipity and surprises.

Judith Orloff

#6. All my work, all my efforts, all my prayers and tears are for humanity, and the spread of peace and love among mankind.

Mary Baker Eddy

#7. Study the past if you want to define the future.

Confucius

#8. And the cool kids always had a stop sign in their bedroom. Which means: "I don't care if people die. I want my stop sign." At least the assumption was that they took it down from somewhere and now there are old ladies hitting each other head-on somewhere.

Josh Smith

#9. They say ... the stopwatch never lies. Speed kills but absolute speed kills absolutely.

Al Davis

#10. Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun

Gretchen Wilson

#11. I have a whole set of problem-solving behaviors and I am anxious to use them, in much the same way that I would stand up on the train to give my seat to someone who seems to need it more than I do: here is something I can address, and I do, and all is well.

S. Bear Bergman

#12. They were probably the best-matched pair of weird fucks that life had ever coughed

Andrea Speed