Quotes About Beer Bellies

#1. The nerds are rich and successful, and those jocks are dumb divorced guys with beer bellies. By the way, in high school, I also played football and, yes, I have a beer belly. Jeannie can't divorce me. We are Catholic. Thank you, Jesus.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others ... that's gross.

Nadine Velazquez

#3. Evil, then consists essentially in the choice of what is lower in preference to what is higher.

Athanasius Of Alexandria

#4. The tyrant grinds down his slaves and they don't turn against him, they crush those beneath them.

Emily Bronte

#5. I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to be away, but I know my home life is fine because my wife is there.

Darius Rucker

#6. What you are is a fucking tragedy, Simon Snow. You literally couldn't be a bigger mess."
He tries to kiss me, but I pull back- "And you like that?"
"I love it." He says
"Why?"
"Because we match.

Rainbow Rowell

#7. Lente, lente currite, noctis equi. Translation: Run slowly, slowly, horses of the night.

Ovid

#8. Some persons think that they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.

Billy Sunday

#9. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face - well, sometimes I'm not comfortable with my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it.

Scarlett Johansson

#10. Now is the time to move this country forward.

Caroline Kennedy

#11. Courage, Alexander.....
Courage, Tatiana

Paullina Simons

#12. If you don't understand weapons you don't understand fighting. If you don't understand fighting you don't understand war. If you don't understand war you don't understand history. And if you don't understand history you might as well live with your head in a sack.

Jeff Cooper

#13. The insolent civility of a proud man is, if possible, more shocking than his rudeness could be; because he shows you, by his manner, that he thinks it mere condescension in him; and that his goodness alone bestows upon you what you have no pretense to claim.

Lord Chesterfield