Quotes About Beavers

#1. Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.

Donald Rumsfeld

#2. If you're disappointed, we could always make it true. No one else has to know. Jut you and me and cute beavers.

Rachel Gibson

#3. Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.

Dave Barry

#4. They might in the future more than ever before engage in hunting beavers.

Samuel De Champlain

#5. I'm sorry, anal sex," Beavers continued, embarrassed by her slip of the tongue.

Dale Carpenter

#6. This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia
in our world they usually don't talk at all.
- The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe

C.S. Lewis

#7. A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Si Robertson

#8. Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.

Stephanie Coontz

#9. Reputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others.

Douglas William Jerrold

#10. Judge not a fellow man by the number of noses he has on his face, but by the number of faces he has on his nose.

Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers

#11. Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up.

John Naisbitt

#12. I had never really noticed it before, but Sahariel and I touch a lot. Casual touches here and there, and as I hold onto his hand I can't help but notice how intimate the touch is. He

Camilla Beavers

#13. Canada is built on dead beavers.

Margaret Atwood

#14. Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather have a mink coat made of mean little critters that are killed in a very nice way and treated nicely for their short, mean lives so that I could keep warm.

Valerie Perrine

#15. Pines a thousand years old. Every year they must go farther for them: they recede, like beavers and Indians, before the white man.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#16. Have you ever had a "worst mom ever" day? Take heart, so have we all. Take my friend's advice. Apologize to your children. Ask God for forgiveness. Get over it and stop letting Satan drag you down. Spend time with the Lord getting a new attitude, and He'll help you leave the dams to the beavers!

Lysa TerKeurst

#17. I used to swim with these beavers in a beaver pond when I was 10. I went back when I was 11 and found there were no more beavers. I found that trappers had taken them all, so I became quite angry, and that winter I began to walk the trap lines and free animals from the traps and destroy the traps.

Paul Watson

#18. I swear, you're a crazy person. You go around up to your eyeballs in snakes and dead people and exploding beavers. It's just not normal. Even when I was a 'ho, my life wasn't that freaky.

Janet Evanovich

#19. Manchester City are defending like beavers

Chris Kamara

#20. Beavers bred in captivity, inhabiting a concrete pool, will, if given the timber, fatuously go through all the motions of damming an ancestral stream.

Evelyn Waugh

#21. Canada was built on dead beavers.

Margaret Atwood

#22. The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

Bill Vaughan

#23. Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, Hey, shut the dam door!

Si Robertson

#24. The name Peace River itself is the monument of a successful effort on the part of the Company to bring about a better understanding between the Crees and the Beavers.

Ernest Thompson Seton

#25. I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

Scott Adams

#26. In college, a group of guys labelled me a "righteous little beaver." Again, I was slightly pissed because it seemed offensive and misdirected, but when I learned that beavers swim upstream, I realized that maybe it was fitting after all.

Amy Richards

#27. To make a forty-inch fur coat it takes between thirty and two hundred chinchilla, or sixty mink, fifty sables, fifty muskrats, forty-five opossums, forty raccoons, thirty-five rabbits, twenty foxes, twenty otters, eighteen lynx, sixteen coyotes, fifteen beavers, or eight seals.

Karen Dawn

#28. In order to live a life worth leading, you must first lead a life worth living.

Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers

#29. That is to say, nine dead beavers in a line on the sand. There was something decorative about this, but also ominous or forbidding.

Patrick DeWitt

#30. Everyone needs deadlines. Even the beavers. They loaf around all summer, but when they are faced with the winter deadline, they work like fury. If we didn't have deadlines, we'd stagnate.

Walt Disney Company

#31. Sometimes ideas flow from my mind in a raging river of stringed sentences; I can scarcely scribble on the page fast enough to keep up with the mental current. Sometimes, however, beavers move in and dam the whole thing up.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#32. The kind of people I look for to fill top management spots are the eager beavers, the mavericks. These are the guys who try to do more than they're expected to do - they always reach.

Lee Iacocca

#33. You can hang a lot of dreamcatchers but still never catch any women.

Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers

#34. For the love of broken beavers, do you two ever take a break?

Helena Hunting

#35. Beavers give a dam

Victor J. Garcia

#36. Any business or industry that pays equal rewards to its goof-off and its eager beavers sooner or later will find itself with more goof-offs than eager beavers.

Mick Delaney

#37. A blow from a tomahawk can never be as painful as falling onto a tree branch in straddle position.

Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers

#38. I'm not big on the Beavers right now, I know David Pollack is big on the Beavers, he's sipping that Beaver juice.

Desmond Howard

#39. He who runs with the platypus is no more a man than he who swallows chesnuts

Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers

#40. He looked around when he heard a window-rattling roar. "Earthquake? Volcano? Nuclear war?" "Beaver," Peter told him. "I don't care if it is Alaska, you don't have beavers big enough to sound like that.

Nora Roberts