Quotes About Bearded Guys

#1. Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik.

Rick Riordan

#2. Tumblr has a big community of bears and bear chasers. All my favorites on Tumblr and all the fan mail I get is all like, "We want to tickle you! What size shoe are you?" They're all like really big, heavyset, bearded guys who are like, "I want to ride your face like a motorcycle!"

Jon Gabrus

#3. I'd be more open than a book too. My spine would crack, I'd fall out in halves.

Tamara Faith Berger

#4. I know I can't experience deep joy in God until I deep trust in God.

Ann Voskamp

#5. This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."
Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then."
Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!"
Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.

Ilona Andrews

#6. Peace may be hard to achieve, but is possible with small yet essential steps that are guided by courage and sufficient commitment.

Widad Akreyi

#7. (on Warner Brothers) This studio has more suspensions than the Golden Gate Bridge.

Humphrey Bogart

#8. We should put away the militaristic outlook. The U.S. should start talking about disarmament, nuclear disarmament, of the region.

Akbar Ganji

#9. Did the bearded lady get excited when cute guys came to her freak show?

Rainbow Rowell

#10. We should endeavor practically in our lives to correct all the defects which our imagination detects.

Henry David Thoreau

#11. Your nafs (soul/desires) is your first battlefield. If you are victorious over it, then you will find the other battlefields easier.

Hassan Al-Banna

#12. Spaniards were condemned for appeasing terrorism by voting for withdrawing troops from Iraq in the absence of U.N. authorization - that is, for taking a stand rather like that of 70 percent of Americans, who called for the U.N. to take the leading role in Iraq.

Noam Chomsky

#13. Like the best songs, you can't see the next line coming, but once it's sung, how else could it have gone?

David Mitchell

#14. Before searching for happiness in others, we must first find it in ourselves.

Charles F. Glassman

#15. Faith is like the Himalaya mountains which cannot possibly change.

Mahatma Gandhi

#16. It's as if inside the White House the belief in Obama's inspirational charisma is still such that every time the ugliness of brute politics intrudes, it's a startling revelation.

Tina Brown