Quotes About Barney Stinson

#1. I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing.

Neil Patrick Harris

#2. It's embarrassingly plain how inadequate language is.

Anthony Doerr

#3. Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

Barney Stinson

#4. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Barney Stinson

#5. Try using your inside voice. Less awkward.

Charlie Cochet

#6. A theorist today is hardly considered respectable if he or she has not introduced at least one new particle for which there is no experimental evidence.

Steven Weinberg

#7. Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today

Barney Stinson

#8. Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

Barney Stinson

#9. Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome

Barney Stinson

#10. Memory did not let go; it remained the net dragged in one's wake, with all sorts of strange things snarled in the knotted strands.

Steven Erikson

#11. Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Barney Stinson

#12. A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

Barney Stinson

#13. You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Barney Stinson

#14. When you're begging. When you're drunk on my cock, wet and gasping. I'm going to ride you, darling, ride you till you break.

Roxy Sloane

#15. It was over, the awkward moment, the dreaded moment, sliding past in a ripple of commonplaces, the easy mechanical politenesses that are so much more than empty convention; they are the greaves and cuirasses that arm the naked nerve.

Mary Stewart

#16. Image is like a long shadow. Even when the sun goes down, you can see it. I think some of it is that there is so much pressure to be that person that you become it, maybe, to a certain point you can bear. It's impossible not to end up being a parody of what you thought you were.

Keith Richards

#17. It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!

Barney Stinson

#18. Just in general, any government throughout history hasn't really wanted its people to be educated, because then they couldn't control them as easily.

Maynard James Keenan

#19. Nothing can come of nothingness, the granthi had said. So to know joy, compassion, sympathy - to feel love - means also to have in the world their opposites.

Sunjeev Sahota

#20. All roads lead home in the end. You've got to keep that in mind always - in your work and in your life.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

#21. Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.

Barney Stinson

#22. I love to design for women, it's really open and very free. I always think of my friends. I think of both fictitious characters, real people from the past and the present. I am not a woman, but I find women so beautiful and so fascinating.

Marc Jacobs

#23. Unless you're the lead dog the view never changes ...
mercy out does justice every time:
always find your way back home/

Bob Mitchley

#24. Life was still sprouting in him - over the sharp rocks and right on the nose of a cliff, he was yet far from death.

A. Yavuz Oruc

#25. In our marriage,' Zelma continued, ' we can let the difficulties drive us apart or drive us to our knees.

Jody Hedlund

#26. The power of material things, to bestow happiness, to bring joy into the life is tremendously exaggerated. The right mental attitude, the trained mind, will bring to us the best there is in the universe.

Orison Swett Marden