Stinson Quotes

#1. I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing.

Neil Patrick Harris

#2. If you want to be the best,
Work hardier than the rest.
If you don't want to be the best,
Just work like the rest.

Bob Stinson

#3. In the early days it was fun to fly. You could soar over rooftops and trees, or drop down to meet a passing train and wave at the engineer. The whole sky belonged to you. now there are so many regulations. The sky is crowded. All the fun is gone.

Katherine Stinson

#4. Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

Barney Stinson

#5. Your true abilities will reveal themselves when you are in a time of trouble.

Debasish Mridha

#6. When someone is being particularly mean and nasty, I simply think to myself, he or she used to be a cute little baby, I wonder what happened?

Ben Carson

#7. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Barney Stinson

#8. Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today

Barney Stinson

#9. To read in the Bible, as the word of God himself, that "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, ["] and to preach there-from that, "In the sweat of other mans faces shalt thou eat bread," to my mind can scarcely be reconciled with honest sincerity.

Abraham Lincoln

#10. Everything does fall. It must be gravity.

Dan Brown

#11. Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

Barney Stinson

#12. You are usually in a different universe," she said, "one that revolves about you. The Peninsula was full of rude, blustering officers who believed other people had been created to pay them homage. I always thought they were merely silly and best ignored.

Mary Balogh

#13. Everything you have contact with will be woven into your garden

Kathy Stinson

#14. Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome

Barney Stinson

#15. [H]istorians have powerful imaginations, which are essential and dangerous.

Bob Stinson

#16. Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Barney Stinson

#17. It's all right if your automobile goes wrong while you are driving it. You can get out in the road and tinker with it. But if your airplane breaks down, you can't sit on a convenient cloud and tinker with that!

Katherine Stinson

#18. A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

Barney Stinson

#19. You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Barney Stinson

#20. I have found that women are not only just as much interested as men are in flying, but apparently have less fear than the men have. At least, more women than men asked to go up with me. And when I took them up, they seemed to enjoy it.

Katherine Stinson

#21. happened to her? What had happened to them? Where were

James Dashner

#22. With sex scenes and intense scenes, in general, a lot of it is preparation before the scenes happen, so that you don't have to worry about it on set.

Vinessa Shaw

#23. When I'm making a song that's very Grimes, it just feels very insular and it feels weird to have someone else do something on it.

Grimes

#24. Origami Striptease reads like William S. Burroughs and Djuna Barnes howling at a brutal paper moon.

Susan Stinson

#25. My mother never warned me not to do this or that for fear of being hurt. Of course I got hurt, but I was never afraid.

Katherine Stinson

#26. It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!

Barney Stinson

#27. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.

Vladimir Nabokov

#28. Mind you, it's all bullshit with wine, isn't it? It's just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

Ozzy Osbourne

#29. You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live

William Shakespeare

#30. Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.

Barney Stinson

#31. Something in me refused to be defeated by heartbreak. Oliver wasn't coming back but I wasn't going to abandon me either.

Kristel Villar