Quotes About Barbecue Sauce

#1. Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

Lyle Lovett

#2. A good hamburger mix: add equal parts black pepper, granulated garlic, grilled onion, onion powder and some chopped onion. And mix in a little barbecue sauce, which will add even more great flavor.

Johnny Trigg

#3. Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.

Diane Kelly

#4. Wait until the end, like the last two or three minutes of cooking, to add barbecue sauce, so it cooks into your meat. But if you add it too early, it will make your fire flame up. You don't have to slather on the sauce. Just lightly paste each side.

Johnny Trigg

#5. You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?

Chuck Palahniuk

#6. I am a big barbecue-sauce guy.

Rick Majerus

#7. Orange juice and barbecue sauce. Then slow cook them at two fifty for four hours.

James Patterson

#8. We don't really want to work for a corporation; however, we do aspire to one day make a barbecue sauce that doubles as a cologne, and we would like to promote that ourselves. We would like to create a cologne barbecue sauce benchmark of success.

Charles Lincoln Neal

#9. (The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.)
Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue, which would be really sad 'cause I ain't got no barbecue sauce with me. (Simi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. He darted a guilty look toward his dad. "Will you - get me a bottle of spicy?"
My eyes jerked to his.
"Maybe some barbecue sauce?"
I closed my mouth before a bug flew into it. "Sure." I did not believe this. I was pimping ketchup to the son of the FIB's captain.

Kim Harrison

#11. I was struggling happily with my ribs. Normally I ended up with barbecue sauce in my socks when I ate ribs, but I always figured they were worth it.

Robert B. Parker

#12. Do you like kids?
Only with barbecue sauce.

Eileen Cook

#13. Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women.
I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy.

Rick Majerus

#14. And you, my Sassenach? What were you born for? To be lady of a manor, or to sleep in the fields like a gypsy? To be a healer, or a don's wife, or an outlaw's lady?"
"I was born for you," I said simply, and held out my arms to him.

Diana Gabaldon

#15. We've suffered a war, and one thing we know: Whenever our nation's faced war, whether it was in the 1980s when we were winning the Cold War or in the 1940s during World War II, the responsible thing to do has been to borrow money to win the war.

Ken Mehlman

#16. Above all, a query letter is a sales pitch and it is the single most important page an unpublished writer will ever write. It's the first impression and will either open the door or close it. It's that important, so don't mess it up. Mine took 17 drafts and two weeks to write.

Nicholas Sparks

#17. The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Doug Larson

#18. Women were glad when he came into their lives. It was not boasting. Women smiled for him; even when he left them, they smiled as if they would welcome him back. That was all he ever really wanted from women; a smile, a dance, a kiss, and to be remembered foundly.

Robert Jordan

#19. Your greatest path of influence is love.

Mollie Marti

#20. The small room was furnished with little more than odd smells and disappointment.

Kevin J. Anderson